Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

I just have to get one of those GOD shirts. Next time a student says, "Oh my God!" I'll just peel off the shirt and sweater and show them the T-shirt underneath. Like I did with the procrastination shirt.

Not my photo.

 

Definitely made my day   

Can work in just about any country especially North Krapea

LMFAO!!!!!!

^^^. BEST. T-SHIRT. EVER.


 

 

Nice!

I'm just surprised that someone would be game to wear a shirt dumping sh*t on the Government. (According to my limited understanding of China)

It's in English. No one knows what it says.

People here *study* English, they don't *use* English...except for those who do.

You could probably have a t-shirt here with a nice Mao pic that below said Mao was an ankle biter and everyone'd give you the thumbs up.

Yeah I rarely encounter a student who even notices that their shirt has some writing on it.  As far as they are concerned, it has western letters on it in a certain design.  So you get sour-faced young girls (or boys) with shirts that say "kiss me" and similar on them.

Holy smokes Stil!

Although you are basking in the reflected glory of somebody else's pic, I hereby declare you w1n at everything evar!

Holy smokes Stil!

Although you are basking in the reflected glory of somebody else's pic, I hereby declare you w1n at everything evar!

Don't do that.  Stil undoubtedly has a vast repository of pics that will leave you crying on a therapist's couch for many years to come.  A post like yours might make him decide to unleash one or more of those photographic abominations.
 

Bring it on!

But then again, this isn't 4chan.

that's sweet, stil, but how many ways could that T be changed and still get the same reaction from people?

...my boss fucks me
...my employees
...my lawyer
...my ex-wife/husband
...my ex-wife/husband's lawyer