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Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« on: July 05, 2010, 03:51:53 PM »
My gf thinks I spend all my time eyeing girls in the street  kkkkkkkkkk

Not true - sometimes I am trying to read the English on their T-shirts. 

Today I came across this one in a shop.

Maybe, you have some other examples of T-shirt English in China   

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 04:09:08 PM »
way back when I was teaching in Dalian, there was a kid who came to class in a shirt that read

"don't sweat the petty bits, when you can pet the sweaty bits"

两只老外, 两只老外,跑得快,跑得快,
一个是老酒鬼,一个是老色鬼,真奇怪, 真奇怪

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 06:36:44 PM »
Sorry, no pics, but all of these were T-shirt slogans and worn in an exam context:

"Just spank me!" (Nike rip off T instead of "just do it")

"Lil' Miss Jail-Bait" (No Comment)

"100% Fucking Canadian" (If I was a Canook I'd have killed for this T)


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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 11:25:28 PM »
Up whose?

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 02:30:58 AM »
If I can find it, I have a pic of a t-shirt in a store. There's a fox-like head making a funny face. In boxed letters, only one word: FUCK
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 04:04:05 AM »
Didn't get a pic, but a bloke in a restaurant last week before I left, was wearing a tee-shirt that read..."Ask me about my penis."
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 10:59:27 AM »
Oh, my...
Hard to top one we once ran as a cover pic several years ago...the one showing a young girl, maybe 11-12 years old, wearing a t-shirt reading "My dick wants to buy you a drink". ahahahahah bfbfbfbfbf agagagagag
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 02:18:36 PM »
No English in it but I saw one last week that was a pic of Che Guevarra but in a Colonel Sanders suit ( just a head shot) and KFC colours. Very funny.
I have seen a few items of clothing with Kpapa instead of Kappa.

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 02:54:44 PM »
Since coming to China, I've come to realize that there are now 7 different ways to spell "Adidas"
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2010, 02:56:20 PM »
I am not sure the warning was necessary

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 08:28:56 AM »
I'm slightly baffled that a girl was wearing a shirt that said, "Kiss my dipstick."  mmmmmmmmmm

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 01:04:09 PM »


way to go!

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 01:23:24 PM »
Pretty little 1st year uni student came to class with a "Lucky 69" shirt. What do you say?

Recently seen on various  young women's chests: "Military Area", "It's my fault.", "Niggers love blondes" (on a Chinese girl) and "I'm looking for a memorable one-night stand."

My favorite was the lass with quite a nice body and the caption "Pensez a autre chose". It translates as "Think about something else". Of course I didn't.

There's a large collection of amazingly/amusingly bad English, mostly from Japan, at www.engrish.com

I've actually seen this one on a male student at a local university:
http://adult.engrish.com/2009/07/17/im-a-bit-narcissistic/
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 04:23:00 PM »

Pretty little 1st year uni student came to class with a "Lucky 69" shirt. What do you say?


Did it look like this?


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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2010, 12:46:56 AM »
The word "STUD" in huge letters written across a definitely feminine bosom.
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