Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Thanks Maifeilan! I thought it might have been a warning that she has bad breath; at least that is what I'd think if she had the hoodie pulled up on her head.   What a way to tell the guys to back off!

Not a T-shirt, but still .... 

Not a T-shirt, but still .... 

Nice one ... it is actually pretty creative  (yeah, I know, but everyone has their own idea of art.)

Not a T-shirt but it does open up all sorts of possibilities on this topic - I will lie down and think about ... something

 

Quote from: A-Train on June 04, 2013, 05:32:34 PM

Not a T-shirt, but still .... 

Not a T-shirt but it does open up all sorts of possibilities on this topic - I will lie down and think about ... something
 

Please DON'T let us know what pops up.

Thanks A-Train! At least she will always be sleeping with one eye open, no matter what pops up.

There could be an unseen word, such as POWERFUL FUMES:
...forbidden
...refunded
...desalinated

How do refunded powerful fumes smell?

with their noses, like everyone else

My first Catalan-speaking Chinese person

Molt be!

      

      ... The text is SO right... sadly, the fit was all wrong.

      

      YES.

      

      Rarely does such boldness come simultaneously interwoven with such ambiguity...

      

      ... As in life, it's all about the fine print.

      

      ... Sooooooooo close...  

      

      What, pray tell, is the old 'moncler'...? ...  (0_o http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/moncler ...?!)

      

      ... One of our terrific senior 2 students eager to get the nod for her t-shirt choices...  

      

      I hate my stupid self for not noticing the stupid plant obscuring the point of this shot; the femmequin has since changed her outfit. I must, as the shirt says, "THINK LESS STUPID MORE".  Thank you, shirt; you are cheap, and tawdry, and full of wisdom.
      

*edited to add an oxford comma
**edited a second time to explain my editing...(mild OCD is hard to pin down but easier to live with than the other kind... 0_o)

Thank you, shirt; you are cheap, and tawdry and full of wisdom.

Aren't we all?

    

Heading to Chengdu tomorrow on the fast train (cue April Wine classic) ... t-shirt hunting hilarity will surely ensue.

Story at 11! 

Did you get a chance to talk to God?

Oh, you know GOD ... slippery fella.  I chased him, but he got away - in through the out door or some such trickery.