Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #510 on: February 20, 2013, 11:01:33 AM »
Thanks A-Train! The mind boggles. uuuuuuuuuu ahahahahah

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #511 on: February 20, 2013, 06:39:01 PM »


"Wild At Heart and Weird on Top"

I'm guessing "On the bottom, also".

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #512 on: February 20, 2013, 07:34:25 PM »


"Wild At Heart and Weird on Top"

I'm guessing "On the bottom, also".

I think I'm in love. akakakakak akakakakak akakakakak


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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #513 on: March 07, 2013, 03:34:21 AM »

this one just caught my eye today
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #514 on: March 07, 2013, 09:10:10 AM »
 ahahahahah Beautiful!
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #515 on: March 07, 2013, 11:16:06 AM »
Thanks piglet, I really like that one! bfbfbfbfbf

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #516 on: March 08, 2013, 04:55:54 PM »
Way to go, Piglet. Nice one!!

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #517 on: March 08, 2013, 05:15:19 PM »
Actually, that is pretty cool. Wonder if she gets all the meaning

How about this lass at the checkout


AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
won't work!!!

Her shirt says "Let's Make Out" (proper spelling at least)
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #518 on: April 04, 2013, 04:27:07 PM »
   

              .pure.AWESOME.
"At times, the novice found pre-Deluge English more perplexing than either Intermediate Angelology or Saint Leslie's theological calclulus." - A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr,.

Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #519 on: April 05, 2013, 11:14:58 AM »
Thanks Maifeilan! May I ask what is in the picture; I can't make it out?

Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #520 on: April 05, 2013, 02:56:16 PM »
:) sure Mae - His t-shirt reads:

We are fucking
UNAPOLOGETIC
We have lived our lives
WITHOUT
[image]
WE WILL NOT
APOLOGIZE

... it is perfectly spelled and grammatically without error ergo may not be technically eligible for this thread  :wtf: ... bu-u-u-t ... I had to.

"At times, the novice found pre-Deluge English more perplexing than either Intermediate Angelology or Saint Leslie's theological calclulus." - A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr,.

Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #521 on: April 06, 2013, 11:27:47 AM »
Thanks Maifeilan. I should have said what is the image; I could read the writing, but couldn't work out the image and still cant. bfbfbfbfbf

Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #522 on: April 06, 2013, 03:28:03 PM »
Ah! Well ... I must admit I was rather transfixed by the text, but as I recall the image was a montage of old photos, colourized and slapped on in a manner someone hopes is very 'designy' - three of those snips are bits of old European architecture and the bottom right is a dense crowd ... :)
"At times, the novice found pre-Deluge English more perplexing than either Intermediate Angelology or Saint Leslie's theological calclulus." - A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr,.

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #523 on: April 06, 2013, 07:17:30 PM »
:) sure Mae - His t-shirt reads:

We are fucking
UNAPOLOGETIC
We have lived our lives
WITHOUT
[image]
WE WILL NOT
APOLOGIZE

... it is perfectly spelled and grammatically without error ergo may not be technically eligible for this thread  :wtf: ... bu-u-u-t ... I had to.

Glad you posted it here because it meets all the criteria ... and it is a classic.

I bet most men in New Zealand would love to wear this Tshirt but, in this PC age, would not   
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #524 on: April 16, 2013, 07:48:25 PM »
Excellent. Now that, as I'd hoped, it is confirmed that the Chinglish we are looking for here does certainly include the completely strange and utterly wtf random appearance of English (however properly spelled and grammatically correct) that could only find it's way onto a t-shirt like garment through the filtration unit we all know and love as the big silly, how about another? :)       

     

Obviously, this fits neatly into both aforementioned categories.  Now then.  Does this little collocation make you think of anything other than FLATULENCE? I don't think I'm being at all primary-school-recess in posing the question either.  I suppose if I dig deeper, I might come up with pamphlets warning against the dangers of glue-sniffing or similar warnings on various product labels ... but... but it's so VERY proclamatory here, isn't it?

... an odd choice to say the least. 

It makes me sad because I think what happened here is the young lady saw the word 'powerful', recognized it, and said 'YAH, I identify with that!', and she never, not for a shred of a nano-instant, thought to hit up ye olde iphone dictionary for a bead on the noun...  kkkkkkkkkk

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"At times, the novice found pre-Deluge English more perplexing than either Intermediate Angelology or Saint Leslie's theological calclulus." - A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr,.