Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Glad yer back at work!

Thanks xwarrior. She's a bit forward isn't she? Perhaps she's heard the same stories as I have, about Asian guys!!!!

I guess it saves on tissues

I guess it saves on tissues

  I really enjoyed the thread. I will be looking forward to hunting for these shots when I go next year.

What a kind young lady. She is even catering for the vision impaired.

Homer:  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Damnit!  Now I have to clean off my laptop's monitor again.

Saw a young guy at Mcdonald's, the back of his shirt read "sex first, drinking second". Wonder what was on the front of his shirt.
(Should have asked him where he got it. Mrs Late would probably let me wear one around the house)

I will defend her Virtuf to the death.

What is the second word xwarrior?

What is the second word xwarrior?

"Bepty"
Anyone want to take a guess at what that means?

Beauty, of course. Virtue and beauty! Goes with independance.

Beauty, of course.

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

Must be one of those Australian words - like 'humpty'. 

 

This T-shirt is promoting what must be an interesting place in the USA.

Where is it? Anybody been there?

Was that supposed to say Keystone State (aka Pennsyltukey)?