Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

i'm sure if you send some videos of yourself he can be turned.

Yeah! into fits of convulsions as he rolls around laughing.

Dull, boring and offensive.

Aesthetically offensive, I mean.

Posting photos of T shirts out of context....   

Please don't behead the wearer!  How can we laugh, leer, like, love, leer, lust, litigate, lurch-drunkenly-at-the-monitor (new compound verb), lick, letc.,
without the whole photo?

The thing that makes these T shirts outstanding is the combination of the garment and the girl!!

My knowledge of Human Biology is rather limited so I have no idea what 'sogo' refers to.

Maybe it is a misprint and it should read 'to go.'

 

OK here is my first contribution

From the front



From behind

Great contribution - memnoch .......    English as it's speaked in China.

I hope she is representing the British Empire. 

This guy was a Legend!

Saw one yesterday I liked. Riding the free bus around a uni campus, noticed an attractive lass of student age with one word on her shirt. Light grey shirt, large black sans serif print strategically placed.


I was of course tempted to offer to assist, but decided to just let her hope one of the young lads about had good English and other desirable attributes.

Sorry I missed the blue. Love this thread, so keep it rolling. Makes me remember what I miss!

Damn straight!

Damn straight!

For sure!

Just wondering about the situations that could provoke that response. Maybe:

1. Excuse me. Could you tell me the time?

2. Please help me - my wheelchair has a flat tyre.

3. Have you ever seen a foreigner before today?

4. So - what else did you learn from your time in New Orleans?

5.
  

Is this an example of an oxymoron .... or something else?

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy pandas?

Couldn't find the one I wanted.... maybe I'll find it later, but I found this in Shanghai....It isn't a t shirt, but still funny.