Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2011, 11:34:45 AM »
F***k in Hell! so do I xwarrior. ahahahahah  Don't think my Daughter In Law would let my Grandson wear it though. kkkkkkkkkk

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #151 on: April 29, 2011, 05:40:56 PM »
F***k in Hell! so do I xwarrior. ahahahahah  Don't think my Daughter In Law would let my Grandson wear it though. kkkkkkkkkk

To which your grandson likely would reply, "F***'n A!  Everyone else in school is f***ing wearing one of these f***ers." ahahahahah
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #152 on: April 30, 2011, 10:47:52 PM »
You mean like this.

Actually,this was in Shanghai, I should post more pics
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #153 on: April 30, 2011, 11:14:33 PM »
Nice one1

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I should post more pics

......... yes   bfbfbfbfbf  The ones you have dragged out so far have been great.  agagagagag

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #154 on: April 30, 2011, 11:32:01 PM »
I know it's all about T-shirts, but here's one for accessorizing with that F*** T-shirt (spotted on sale in one of our local malls).
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - B. O'Driscoll.
TIC is knowing that, in China, your fruit salad WILL come with cherry tomatoes AND all slathered in mayo. - old34.

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #155 on: May 01, 2011, 12:27:03 AM »
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I know it's all about T-shirts

Looks like a T-shirt to me   ababababab  Make a great present for someone's gf - but not mine because we have not reached the training stage. I am still trying to domesticate her.   ahahahahah

Actually, we can widen the topic to include all types of clothing and footwear - like cccccccccc - all in the interests of leaving an historic record of English language development in China of course.  kkkkkkkkkk

Now, I must go out and do some more research. There is a rather interesting shop in the town centre that stocks all kinds of unusual clothing (and other unusual products)      agagagagag

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #156 on: May 01, 2011, 05:33:03 AM »
Unfortuntely I never took a pic, but I saw one worthy of thus thread. A tall beautiful woman wearing a shirt with a nice cursive LESBIAN writen across it, awesome
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #157 on: May 01, 2011, 04:06:21 PM »
<Sigh> I suuuuuure wish you guys would send me some of these jewels as cover pics... ananananan

(I don't put them on the cover if they've already appeared elsewhere on The Saloon...)
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #158 on: May 01, 2011, 06:49:12 PM »
Sorry Boss - did not know.  bibibibibi  We will get straight out on the streets  :candyraver: and start searching for victims subjects.  oooooooooo
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #159 on: May 03, 2011, 02:27:34 PM »
One 's' short of being 'uphoric' ???

anyway, I love this definition of 'dissolute'
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Definition of DISSOLUTE
: lacking restraint; especially : marked by indulgence in things (as drink or promiscuous sex) deemed vices <the dissolute and degrading aspects of human nature — Wallace Fowlie>

Maybe it would make a good motto for Foreign Teachers in China

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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2011, 05:00:02 PM »
What's more important is that she's a B-cup   afafafafaf


oops, wrong thread, my bad    ahahahahah
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2011, 05:57:15 PM »
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What's more important is that she's a B-cup  

oops, wrong thread, my bad

It's ok DD. I was thinking of a "Truth in Labelling" idea for this thread.

I would value your opinion (and that of any other member of the Saloon) on:



1. This girl seems to have it right with an "A"

 


2. ...... whereas this one seems to be pushing the limits by claiming to be a "B"





3. I am sure this girl has got it wrong - had to use a "B" label only because she obviously does not know how to spell "C"





4. Points for positioning the label, but I am not sure about the accuracy of a "D"


 
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #162 on: May 04, 2011, 12:48:25 AM »
First of all each and every one of them are cuties  akakakakak akakakakak akakakakak afafafafaf akakakakak

The "D" is so perfectly aligned that I'd call it a winner. Wish she was happier though

For "E" note the table. Its the best I could do
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #163 on: May 04, 2011, 01:35:00 AM »
Or if the letters are getting too big . . .
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Re: Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China
« Reply #164 on: May 04, 2011, 01:38:24 AM »
What do you think, nice cups
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