This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1515 on: March 22, 2012, 11:38:48 PM »
Howie Mandel's career has come to this?
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« Reply #1516 on: March 24, 2012, 10:03:07 AM »
I feel like such a dick walking around like this and being stared at by foreigners!

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« Reply #1517 on: March 24, 2012, 03:41:19 PM »
Why is that foreigner staring at me? Is there something wrong with the way I'm carrying the drink?

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« Reply #1518 on: March 24, 2012, 03:42:27 PM »
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1519 on: March 24, 2012, 04:53:40 PM »
The newest SARS outbreak was quickly contained by the use of innovative protection measures.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1520 on: March 26, 2012, 10:36:59 AM »
"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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« Reply #1521 on: March 26, 2012, 07:13:41 PM »
You should throw in some lobster too

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« Reply #1522 on: March 26, 2012, 09:17:53 PM »
I'm ink-apable of producing my octopus at this time.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1523 on: March 27, 2012, 12:38:58 AM »
Can I show you a squid instead? :wtf:
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1524 on: March 27, 2012, 03:33:45 AM »
That should read "Please present octopus by inserting ticket". Present octopus just out of shot.
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« Reply #1525 on: March 27, 2012, 06:01:50 AM »
I still don't know why HK calls it an OCTOPUS card. It is an amusing name though.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1526 on: March 27, 2012, 01:26:06 PM »
I still don't know why HK calls it an OCTOPUS card. It is an amusing name though.

Are there eight lines?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1527 on: March 27, 2012, 01:30:06 PM »
Hey there pretty girl, wanna see the octopus in my pocket? afafafafaf
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1528 on: March 30, 2012, 02:27:54 PM »
The new Tentacle Fetish room was so popular that they had to install special gates to control access.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1529 on: March 30, 2012, 08:08:52 PM »
Crap! My octopus moved to japan to become a porn star.