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Raoul F. Duke
Lovable Rogue
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"Be specific if you order the mushrooms!"
Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #960 on:
May 01, 2011, 03:30:29 PM »
One for the boyos. Think you can find some ammo here?
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"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)
"Here in China we aren't just teaching...
we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)
Raoul F. Duke
Lovable Rogue
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"Be specific if you order the mushrooms!"
Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #961 on:
May 01, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
Oh, we had some glorious times...but when we'd used her last condom, I dumped her and moved on.
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"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)
"Here in China we aren't just teaching...
we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)
latefordinner
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #962 on:
May 01, 2011, 04:03:17 PM »
Say, wadda ya think I am, a walkin' drug store or sumthin'?
You touch my dress, you better be ready to pay for it, buster.
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AMonk
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Reply #963 on:
May 02, 2011, 12:52:42 AM »
Lawrence Welk, eat your heart out
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Day Dreamer
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #964 on:
May 02, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »
I can hear her now,
"The first guy that fills them all is my future husband!"
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Granny Mae
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #965 on:
May 02, 2011, 10:32:35 AM »
"Now that I have your full attention dear!"
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NATO
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Reply #966 on:
May 02, 2011, 04:12:45 PM »
After weeks of research YoYo was surprised to find out that what here mum had always told her was true - drinking dishwashing liquid DOES make you fart bubbles!
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Escaped Lunatic
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Finding new ways to conquer the world
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Reply #967 on:
May 02, 2011, 07:04:11 PM »
"But the instructions clearly said to put on condoms
before
intercourse."
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Day Dreamer
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
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Reply #968 on:
May 02, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »
How the hell am I supposed to "pull a train" with this getup
(If you don't know what it means, don't look it up)
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Escaped Lunatic
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Finding new ways to conquer the world
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Reply #969 on:
May 02, 2011, 07:38:04 PM »
Raoul, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for more Chinese babes in uniforms.
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Day Dreamer
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Reply #970 on:
May 02, 2011, 08:13:09 PM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 02, 2011, 07:38:04 PM
Raoul, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for more Chinese babes in uniforms.
Why not, she doesn't need luggage, she's wearing everything she'll need for a trip around the world with me
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Escaped Lunatic
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Finding new ways to conquer the world
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Reply #971 on:
May 04, 2011, 05:28:40 PM »
Our new
Bar Girl
line of dresses makes sure you'll always be prepared no matter how successful your evening is.
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Con ate dog
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Reply #972 on:
May 05, 2011, 12:57:58 AM »
After years of criticism of its environmental practices, China's bold new initiative takes the 4 R's WAY too far.
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Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. -William James
englishmoose.com
Escaped Lunatic
10857
Finding new ways to conquer the world
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Reply #973 on:
May 05, 2011, 05:19:57 PM »
She's too sexy for her dress
So sexy it's a mess
She's too sexy
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Escaped Lunatic
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Finding new ways to conquer the world
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Reply #974 on:
May 06, 2011, 04:19:01 PM »
Just twist the valve and they all fill with helium so you can fly away.
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