Welcome Piglet...Now, I trust that you have not brought that rascally Tigger with you? Eeyore, yes, a most noble and wonderful creature, but no Tigger...
You become a barfly by posting, engaging in witty repartee, buying local squirrels lots of absinthe and generally participating in the mild-mannered mayhem that this establishment offers...Imagine it to be the Drones Club and, as a new member, you have to play the part of Oofie Prosser...that always goes well
double absinthe, sugar and laudanum on the side, please