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Little do you guys know that Little Miss Bunny is really Cassandra and she's just trying to make me jealous


and its working

Jealous I look so good in tin foil?

Jealous I look so good in tin foil?

Definitely.  Have you seen how tacky Day Dreamer's tinfoil dress is?

No but I can believe that...

I don't know about you, but that's the last time I order blowfish   

Jealous I look so good in tin foil?

fish

hot chick

tin foil

Only thing missing is the BBQ and cold beers

I knew I had to blow my date but not his dinner too

O, that I were a scale upon that fish, That I might touch that cheek!

Mmmmm beer.

Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
And it went wherever I did go.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
That went wherever I did go.

Miss Qingdao stumbled in the Question and Answer round, but won the crowd back with her rousing rendition of "Superstar" on her custom-built trombone.

Little Mei Mei kept confusing Carpe Diem with seize the carp

I was talking about strange fads to my students.
I made the mistake of mentioning live goldfish swallowing.
They said they could do that, only bigger and better.
Now their families are suing me for negligent homicide.

Chinese equivalent of "If ... happens, I'll eat my hat."

The Pearl River piranha has a unique method of luring its prey.  First, the victim is hypnotized and given an uncontrollable desire to hold the fish and kiss it.
 

"My God, its hideous! I'll kiss it, but if it gives me the tongue, I'm going to throw up!"












said the fish