This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #885 on: March 26, 2011, 02:55:00 AM »
Okay ladies. That there is the legendary Day Dreamer, he won't go without a fight. You girls are the best of the best and have been chosen for this job. This is a monumental task, but if we gang attack him, we may take him down. We may not do it, some of us may not even survive, but remember, it'll be worth it. For the greater good of every Chinese women, are you ready?















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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #886 on: March 26, 2011, 06:01:10 PM »
 axaxaxaxax bkbkbkbkbk axaxaxaxax
Moderation....in most things...

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #887 on: March 26, 2011, 11:10:13 PM »
Yup. axaxaxaxax bkbkbkbkbk axaxaxaxax
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #888 on: March 27, 2011, 03:15:25 AM »
we could start a whole new thread just with the possible replies to that one, DD
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #889 on: March 27, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »
Hubba hubba!  Now I see why chicks dig flyboys.  It cuts both ways.  akakakakak
And there is no liar like the indignant man... -Nietszche

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #890 on: March 27, 2011, 06:36:39 PM »
 bjbjbjbjbj
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #891 on: March 27, 2011, 07:48:56 PM »
"That's right, Ice... man.  I am dangerous."
when ur a roamin', do as the settled do o_0

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #892 on: March 28, 2011, 06:13:49 PM »
The new one, reluctantly...

"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

"Here in China we aren't just teaching...
we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #893 on: March 28, 2011, 07:24:41 PM »
Could you please show me where the spaghetti and meatballs stairwell are located?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #894 on: March 28, 2011, 08:14:14 PM »
Rice Flour Noodle was mystified that the airline had anticipated his arrival.  He realized that now would be a good time to have a flashback to his childhood in the Shaolin Temple so that his old master could explain the situation to him.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #895 on: March 29, 2011, 01:05:41 AM »
Meanwhile, sweet and sour pork sipped a martini in the VIP lounge.
And there is no liar like the indignant man... -Nietszche

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #896 on: March 29, 2011, 02:29:28 AM »
I'm sure this is directed at the flies in the airport restaurant. they are being asked to wait outside the bowl while the waitstaff prepare the rice noodles. When the bowl is clean and the noodles are ready, the flies can go swimming again.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #897 on: April 01, 2011, 01:00:48 PM »
Read 'em and weep, folks.
I know sometimes people get offended by the cover photos. Generally, I no longer give a rat's ass...but I WILL apologize in advance for this one.




Yes, that's Escaped Lunatic, appropriately attired.
PLEASE DON'T LAPSE INTO WEDDING CONGRATS ON THIS THREAD!
I'll start another thread for that. bjbjbjbjbj
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #898 on: April 01, 2011, 03:00:37 PM »
Hongbao and other tribute can be delivered to this thread:

http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?topic=6210.0

(Thanks El Hefe!)


My original caption suggestion was "Guess what fool Lunatic is getting married on April 1st?"

Other options:

It's good to be King!

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #899 on: April 01, 2011, 04:24:12 PM »
What are we going to do today, Daddy?
Same thing we do everyday, darlings. Plan to take over the world.

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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