Actual Medical Charts
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
PMSL at that one!!!
Here's one straight from my bud in Kentucky (they breed 'em weird there - that's me, only 'weird' friends allowed!! LOL!!)
>> While in China, Mike is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes in the morning to find his private covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified,Mike immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells Mike to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'
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>> Mike looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
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>> The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'
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>> Mike screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
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>> The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
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>> The next day, Mike seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD Vely rare disease.'
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>> Mike says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
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>> 'Greedy Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!'
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>> 'Oh, Thank God!' Mike replies.
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>> 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!
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PS: anyone watching "True Blood" on Youku..........
Eric got me hooked. He will pay.