I,m standing out the front of a little coffee shop in downtown Fu Zhou yesterday afternoon when i hear the dulcet tones of pure strine. I turn and see an older woman (Older than me and i,m 45) talking on her phone. She's lost and cant find her friends. i saunter over and give her a "g'daymatehowyagoing?" her answer? "WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT?" Somewhat taken aback i proceeded to fire back at her all sorts of good Aussie vernacular
shocking and surprising the 30 or so Chinese who had decided to stop and watch the duelling lao wai.
Wifey turned up and so i bid my new friend 88 in no uncertain terms and went into drink coffee and eat cake.
5 minutes later in walks the cow and nice as pie asks me can i help her find way to where she's supposed to be.
2 minutes later she's in a cab and heading in the totally opposite direction.
Does this make me an unfriendly foreigner?