This week's avatar: alternate headings

When I was told that I'd have to do some arse licking, I thought that this would be the better option.  

brains, EL? how about  Mindless Zombie Goes Hungry

Now that the prey has been lulled to sleep by endless speeches, the queen uses her ovipositor to inject eggs into the neck of the soon-to-be-assimilated person.  From there, the newly hatched larvae will quickly migrate to the brain and begin their work.

I can still taste the baijiu through his pores.

This is a tradtional greeting,..with 5000 years it must be in there somewhere.

After all these years, a weekly photo has finally offended me.  I can never unsee that.

"What is that, Old Spice?"
"Goddamn it, Larry."

When I said "lick my head", I meant the other one.

This is the sad story of Mr Zhang, who has learned to live with a man-sized abcess growing out the end of his tongue.

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

-Confucius

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

-Confucius

Eeeeeewwwwwww! 

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Snack time!

The Soylent group of companies categorically states that it has absolutely nothing to do with this week's avatar.

Shinier than expected...