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This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #585 on: October 20, 2010, 04:28:28 AM »
Damn, I'm glad this isn't a rocking chair
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #586 on: October 20, 2010, 01:29:59 PM »
High-wire walkers are perpetually in practice.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #587 on: October 20, 2010, 07:01:24 PM »
Incidents of misbehavior are way down since Teacher Zhong adopted his new discipline methods.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #588 on: October 21, 2010, 12:36:14 AM »
Hey, you four gay boys, ...              aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #589 on: October 21, 2010, 01:13:06 AM »
Xiao Ping refused to listen when the teacher said, "Keep 6 feet on the floor" and is now suffering the consequences.  "You want to try balancing on your chair? Try this." said Teacher Zhou, who hovers nearby with a switch to ensure compliance.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #590 on: October 21, 2010, 02:11:47 AM »
Marxism class at the China Academy of Acrobatics.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #591 on: October 21, 2010, 03:59:26 AM »
Shaw Ping received an A+ in physics demonstrating a fulcrum
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #592 on: October 21, 2010, 01:18:12 PM »
This is what results when Tech Writers get lazy.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #593 on: October 21, 2010, 08:19:20 PM »
Should have trusted Preparation H(TM)
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #594 on: October 26, 2010, 12:28:08 AM »
R&D lab for Kohler's new bathroom fixtures was not all that it was cracked up to be.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #595 on: October 26, 2010, 08:20:53 AM »
Lest we fergit...
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #596 on: October 26, 2010, 03:00:30 PM »
You mean "RAT" doesn't start with a "G"?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #597 on: October 26, 2010, 05:23:33 PM »
Kentucky Fried Guess (what's inside)
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #598 on: October 26, 2010, 05:27:17 PM »
Oh, the Colonel will have this guy's balls.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #599 on: October 26, 2010, 06:22:51 PM »
Kentucky Fried Genetically-altered-chicken-like-creatures

Kentucky Fried Gizzards

Kentucky Fried Ghicken - Hey, it's close enough.  We only got paid 25 RMB to paint the damned sign.


It doesn't matter what it stands for.  The Colonel orders you to buy and eat his products, NOW! hhhhhhhhhh
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