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What happened to the old adage, "The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it"

Tastes great. Less filling.

Aiiiiee!!!!   You found my personal kryptonite.  Keep that stuff away from me!

But... I don't want my horniness exfoliated! 

I've heard folks talking about "The grapes of wrath"...... so this is what they mean.

Must . . . fight . . . horniness . . . eliminator.
Must . . . regain . . . my . . . horniness.
Who . . . can . . . help . . . me . . . in . . . my . . . darkest . . . hour?

Hi Granny Mae (SCHWING!!)

For those that have a (g)rape problem.

This week's picture...

You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
You can't pick your friend's nose.<sup>*

*</sup> May not apply in your area.  Check local regulations.

Dad! Not in front of the lads, Ok?

hey private, you are terribly out of uniform. First you wear the wrong hat for the uniform, and you still have your make up on from last nights date with sergeant rock.

Dammit soldier!  When the Colonel tells you to swallow, you are NOT to let any splatter on your face.

there, there. big boys don't cry. I'm sure the sergeant hasn't forgotten you. It's just that he's terribly busy; I'm sure he'll call you as soon as he can. I'm sure he still respects you in the morning.

Oh, it's already past noon? You have any plans for this evening, kiddo?

I've been listening to a lot of Black Flag lately. Mostly in response to friends posting "bitch rock" (Tragically Hip, Barenaked Ladies , ect.) links. That shit can't hold a candle to albums like "Damaged" and "Loose Nut"

I paid 15 bucks for "Damaged" on cassette in 1986...so I'm not feeling too feeling guilty about downloading everything else.

 I've also started downloading Dr. Dementos Basement Tapes. Heh...won't spoil it for you. Just do it...and report back to me in in 30 days.

Surreal decurso, that one.