Jokes from my trashbin

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Re: Jokes from my trashbin
« Reply #1365 on: July 25, 2020, 03:15:33 PM »
Leprechaun walks into a pharmacy.

"Bottle of deodorant, please!' he says.

"Ball or aerosol?" asks the pharmacist.

"Neither!" says the leprechaun. "It's for my armpits!"

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Re: Jokes from my trashbin
« Reply #1366 on: August 10, 2020, 11:19:13 AM »
 
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
 While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
 Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
 The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
 The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
 Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
 She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
 Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
 The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
 The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
 Grandma's minister fainted.
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Re: Jokes from my trashbin
« Reply #1367 on: June 28, 2022, 01:40:24 AM »
I went to the zoo yesterday
The only animal there was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
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Re: Jokes from my trashbin
« Reply #1368 on: June 28, 2022, 04:03:14 PM »
I took grandpa to one of those places where the tiny fish nibble dead flesh off of people.

It was a LOT cheaper than a cremation.
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Re: Jokes from my trashbin
« Reply #1369 on: July 08, 2022, 11:50:59 PM »
Doctor says you've got hypochondria
Oh god, not that too.
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