I am just going to start guessing what the non-functioning link leads to...
Setting a large pile of money on fire, like KLF did...who has not dreamed of doing that?
Taking the cell-phone away from a someone playing loud, obnoxious music on the bus and throwing it out the window....who has not wanted to do that?
A voter walking up to a politician making one of those vague-as-can-be-promises-I-cannot-possibly-keep speeches and backhanding him whilst grumbling "Lying is bad!!!"...who has not wanted to do that?
A man taking his girl to Home Depot and then subjecting her to hours of prancing around with power-tools in various sizes and colours asking 'does this make me look fat?" and then fly into an illogical rage no matter what the answer is....who has not wanted to do that?
A man punching a swan....who has not wanted to do that?
Something on the order of #2 on your list, but more extreme. Taking out a fair percentage of an entire town, (including the police station), with a self-modified bulldozer encased in concrete and steel which kept the police at a loss until the engine in his contraption finally seized up. I thought the highlight was the face-off between him and a local guy who swung his earth mover into the bulldozer's path in confrontation. Reminded me of Godzilla versus King Kong, but the earth mover turned tail and ran when he realized he had bitten off more than he could chew. The bulldozer gave chase and knocked him aside. You can't write this stuff!
Being a technical dinosaur myself, I have no idea why some could not get this link to work. Also at a loss as to why someone would waste their time with a snarky reply just because it didn't function for him. Which, of course, begs the question as to why I would return the remark in kind. But, I think I know that answer.