Introductions

G'day Ivy..or NIVI. Welcome aboard. I would never have guessed that you are Chinese. Who are you translating for?

  Ivy.

  working for an electronic company & translating for 'wwwho'...    ooooh,for our client & manufacturers.Maybe.

   
Nice to see you got in  VIvy

besides, Gerge has chicken legs, figure & looks, but he Does like speeling

     I dunno how to reply the E-mail personal massage & cannot link attached webpage.

You probably don't have PM privileges yet. Wait until you are a regular poster.
For linking web pages, look at the line of square buttons, directly above the smilies. The third one from the left is for links.

Welcome to the Madhouse Saloon, Ivy

Welcome aboard, Ivy As for normal appearance...well, no such thing here, what with chickens, bunnies, squirrels, lizards and Huang Di knows what hanging around the Saloon Hope you enjoy it here.

Post to any topics you have thoughts to share that might add to the discussions, it'll be cool to get more Chinese perspective here 
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 after a handful or so more posts, your PM (private Message) box will open.

You probably don't have PM privileges yet. Wait until you are a regular poster.
For linking web pages, look at the line of square buttons, directly above the smilies. The third one from the left is for links.

 How many need to pose to be a 'regular poster' 

Well, our Beloved Duke is the one who can answer that. Just start posting, there are enough threads available for whatever topic you would care to comment/lambast/rave/rant about. Personally, I think it's about time we had a thread about why wilderbeests are dashed silly...I mean, two hundred of them can be scared into a mad stampede by one hungry lion! Why don't they just turn around and give the over-grown kitty a sound thrashing? Surely, after 500 kilos of angry pot-roast jumps up and down on it for a few minutes, even the most meat-happy lion would begin to think that vegetarianism is a reasonable alternative.
Hmm...better go start that thread.  Just start posting, and you'll have PM privileges faster than you can say generalguvernoersundersekretaersoverfuldmaegtigskaffeassistentsmedhjaelpervikar...

Hi Vivi, nice to meet you and welcome. I've already noticed your posts on other threads and appreciate the new perspective you bring to our Saloon.  (Good to have another lady around the place too    These men, gotta watch them.)

Welcome aboard, Vivi.   We don't get many Chinese members; maybe we use too much slang and confuse people.  Too bad, too: like Dadan and Ruth said, we could use more of a Chinese eye on things.

Ivy! Baby!
Nice ta have ya amongst us! 

We've had other Chinese members before who didn't stick around and one of the complaints I remember was that they didn't understand the slang and banter very well.  Please don't let that be a reason to leave us    Just ask what we mean.  I don't always follow what's going on - especially in the technology threads.  You'll notice people ask for clarification sometimes.  Example, today an Australian Saloonie used the word 'dag'.  I had no idea what it meant and was going to ask, but he answered it in his post for those of us who aren't Australian-English trained.  We represent many different cultures here and I'll repeat - I'm really glad you have joined us and I look forward to more of your insight into this wonderful country many of us choose to call 'home'.

And just ignore George, the guy with the hopping chicken. You don't want to know, even if it could ever be translated and explained...

                                     Thanks for all.

  U r right,I encountered a number of new words & slang, even reading the book <1984>recommanded by Dadan lately,  
  The way to handle those problems is consulting the dictionary & u rather than escaping from here. That's native.