Introductions

Yeah, Welcome ArialFont. Nice story.   


Someone show her where the ladies lounge is pleeeeease. 

Ladies Lounge? Is that where all the drugs are?

No....that's where all the Cabana Boys are....but we'll have to wait a few, until you get your Barfly status.  Very soon, I'd hope.

How many posts do I have to make? Like 50? I can do that...

There is no set number. 

Once we have gotten to know you a little better and see how you fit in here at the Madhouse Saloon with all of our esteemed colleagues crazy crew....and Raoul's in a generous mood.....you get invited to do a nekkid table dance, and Con gives you the key to the restroom [along with his Grand Tour].

He has to stop outside the Ladies Lounge though, because we have the Chippendales in there rehearsing their next show for us, practicing making drinks out of high quality alcohol, decorating them with pieces of fruit and itty bitty umbrellas and learning how to serve us appropriately.

The competition would be too much and the fragile egos outside would just shrivel up and disappear!    We can't let that happen, can we?

The competition would be too much and the fragile egos outside would just shrivel up and disappear!

Yes, those chippendales are certainly fragile in the ego department. I don't know how they've been allowed to stay so long. Perhaps it's because they are the original "dumb waiters"??

Nothing dumb about these fellas!  They know EXACTLY the right things to say and do - unlike most of the male species.   


 

AF, you will be welcomed soon enough. Until then I think we need to fortify the door against George and other wannabe Chippendales.

 

I once spent some time in a sauna with a Chippendale.....................

Ahh the memories................

Until then I think we need to fortify the door against George and other wannabe Chippendales.

You asked for this, Schnerby!

 

They're multiplying! 

... and Con gives you the key ...

So essentially all I have to do is shmooze Con?

The key to the Ladies Lounge isn't necessarily connected with barfly status, is it?

I think the fact that ArialFont is personally known to a LL moderator in real life should account for something.

George    Quit trying to get in by donning a disguise.  We CAN tell the difference between a dancing chicken and our beloved Chippendales.

Ruth I don't know ArialFont but maybe AMonk does.  I know Radiojedi. 

However, to the best of my knowledge LL is connected to barfly status.  Both the new ladies will have to pass the requirements to become a barfly. 

Sorry, my bad    I'm getting all the new ladies mixed up.