Introductions

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #255 on: July 04, 2007, 12:14:14 AM »
Yes, there is a Monkey (and that one is a typical Chinese monkey!! ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah).

I'm a Libran snake.

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Stil

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #256 on: July 04, 2007, 02:04:04 AM »
Sheep, same as eric. i guess i better go shopping for pink glasses.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #257 on: July 04, 2007, 02:09:14 AM »
You'll look good in pink Stil...paste a picture for us to looksee.

DHS - US Department of Homeland Security (aka ineptitude on a LARGER scale)
TSA - US Transportation Security Administration (aka we search you in the airport and make your airport time miserable) - this is who I work for now, they give new meaning to "government waste"

Homeland Security  bibibibibi I should have guessed. It still makes me think of something out of a George Orwell novel. But is it a big employer in the US? If it is, I 'spose we could say every cloud has a silver lining...

Re: Introductions
« Reply #258 on: July 04, 2007, 02:13:22 AM »
Sheep, same as eric. i guess i better go shopping for pink glasses.

But are you an Earth Sheep/goat/ram?
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

Re: Introductions
« Reply #259 on: July 07, 2007, 06:25:00 AM »
Baa.  Crappiest animal.  Even a rat has a little dignity.
And there is no liar like the indignant man... -Nietszche

Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. -William James

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #260 on: July 07, 2007, 10:07:56 PM »
Baa.  Crappiest animal.  Even a rat has a little dignity.

Hey!! At least you can make a sweater out of a sheep and milk it and make cheese. Can you do that with a rat..well...I guess you could. Rat cheese anyone? Doesn't sound to yummy aaaaaaaaaa
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

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moon over parma

Re: Introductions
« Reply #261 on: July 07, 2007, 10:27:09 PM »
Rat cheese anyone? Doesn't sound to yummy aaaaaaaaaa

Maybe with a little bit of that "Dragon bone" it'd go down a lot smoother? aaaaaaaaaa

Re: Introductions
« Reply #262 on: July 13, 2007, 10:17:06 PM »
How about a slice of frozen baby mammot? Some chap in Russia stumbled over one, as you do. I normally kick them to the side or feed them to my dog. Damn mammots, leaving their frozen offspring everywhere!
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #263 on: July 16, 2007, 07:21:00 PM »
Welcome aboard, Limubai. Guam should be pretty interesting, from what I've heard. Closest I got was Nauru and The Marshalls. Both interesting, but not as good as China. Have fun!!
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Re: Introductions
« Reply #264 on: July 16, 2007, 08:06:22 PM »
OK< now I'm confused...

Frozen MAMMOTH


or Frozen MARMOT?


A mammoth is an big ancient extinct animal sometimes found frozen. They make excellent, well-aged steaks for the cognoscenti of Siberia.

A marmot is a small modern living animal. Prone to northern climes, it's also sometimes found frozen. A frozen marmot is known scientifically as a marmite. Marmites are sometimes ground to a powder and mixed with the fermented urine of diseased horses, to make the paste also known as Marmite. This paste is enjoyed as a bread spread by perverts, mental patients, and English people.

I hope this clears things up. uuuuuuuuuu
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Re: Introductions
« Reply #265 on: July 16, 2007, 08:12:57 PM »
mental patients, and English people.
 
Thanks boss, wonderful example of a redundancy.   uuuuuuuuuu




Ahh, have I just pi$$ed off all our pommie friends?

Re: Introductions
« Reply #266 on: July 16, 2007, 08:51:38 PM »
Duibuqi laoban, I meant mammoth. I really do hope they clone it and mass-produce it. Can't you see it? The McMammoth burger! bfbfbfbfbf A sure fire hit.
Limubai, welcome. Have a seat. I'll be in the kitchen, making toasties with marmite. It seems there is a certain aristocrat here who just loves the stuff...
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

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phets72

Re: Introductions
« Reply #267 on: July 17, 2007, 09:34:44 PM »
welcome, all alcohol is on George until he gets back.

Knock yourselves out.

Re: Introductions
« Reply #268 on: July 18, 2007, 12:41:46 AM »
Yes, welcome all and sundry. Here the drinks are strong and plentiful and, more to the point, on George. He's paying anyway. If you want your drinks actually on George, you have to consult him when he returns. And if any of you steal bicycles, you go on the roof with the axe-wielding mutant squirrels.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #269 on: July 18, 2007, 12:51:43 AM »
And if any of you steal bicycles, you go on the roof with the axe-wielding mutant squirrels.

Interesting pets you have  aoaoaoaoao
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