Picture of the Whenever, the new and probably not all that improved version. :)

Long ago, when amphibians swam in the primordial puddles of baijiu, there was the original "This Week's Avatar, Alternate Headings" thread.

Which pretty much comes down to an amusing pic, typically from inside of China, but occasionally of debatable origin.  One of the Admins (and later Global Mods) would select a new one from time to time (weekly kind of fell by the wayside after awhile).  Members were encouraged to supply alternate captions.

With upgrades of the Saloon's software, we lost the ability to display the image.  After the newest upgrade, our grand master Admin and keeper of the codes, Nolefan, has restored that ability.



So, I present to you the first Pic of the Whenever in many years.



Their relationship didn't last long after she lost face.

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It could have been worse.  He might have ended up on a blind date with one of those headless manikins.

My eyes are up... oh.

10 facelifts later and her face lifted off and flew away.

10 facelifts later and her face lifted off and flew away.

that's pretty good

Sometimes face smoothing cream is too effective.

 

And a new pic.



Something about this cat food worries me.

" Keep your claws out of my food!"

Guaranteed to help your cat grow sharper claws and teeth!

"Feed me this brand of cat food, or else!"

Whether it's mice or burglars, you and your family count on your cat being ready to unleash mayhem at a moment's notice.  KillClaw (TM) brand cat food is scientifically formulated to enable your cat to immediately shift into murder mode.  Remember, if it needs killing, a diet of KillClaw (TM) will make sure your cat tears it to pieces instantly.


KillClaw Inc. is not responsible for collateral damage.
Warning: Never expose any cat on a KillClaw (TM) diet to catnip.

Bon Appetit!

Do they give out the food when you go to the loo?