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Da Toe Tong!!

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Lone Traveller

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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2007, 02:13:33 AM »
My Dad says his Battle-axe was really expensive, but worth it. Says she even does his laundry and cooks his food, washes his dishes...

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« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2007, 02:16:35 AM »
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!

Some Viking you are!! bibibibibi
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« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 02:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Lone Traveller on June 13, 2007, 02:13:33 AM
My Dad says his Battle-axe was really expensive, but worth it. Says she even does his laundry and cooks his food, washes his dishes...



And I am guessing that your dad says this when he is holed up in the garden shed, with a bucket over his head and whispering. That's what I would do...and even then I would buy some flowers before entering the house, just to be on the safe side.
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« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 02:25:02 AM »
Quote from: George on June 13, 2007, 02:16:35 AM
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!

Some Viking you are!! bibibibibi

Really big squirrels! Besides, Phets took all the mead and, as you know, Vikings earned their reputation by doing nasty stuff while under the influence of alcohol and shrooms and the barkeep is witholding drinks because Phets set fire to his bicycle and he thinks it's my fault. Awww...geez...the dragon ate me leg of lamb....Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2007, 02:40:15 AM »
Yeah. Probably pink squirrels!!!
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« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2007, 02:44:44 AM »
 asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas George, I am going to find you and then..then..I am going to jump up and down on your toe!!!
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2007, 02:45:14 AM »
Eric, if you're really nice I'll lend you my cannon for the night  afafafafaf
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2007, 02:47:37 AM »
Oh, I can be nice. Really nice. What would it take? A footrub, homecooked meal, washing your car...you wouldn't have some grape or cannister shot too by any chance?
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« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2007, 02:54:11 AM »
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you wouldn't have some grape or cannister shot too by any chance?
Yeah, like being shot by a bunch of grapes is going to hurt The George! I chew 'em up and spit the seeds right back atcha!! bbbbbbbbbb
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« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2007, 03:01:04 AM »
George, sit up and pay attention. Grape shot are small balls of iron, either loose or connected by a chain, which would hurt a lot. Actually, I would not need them, rusty nails and used diapers would suffice.
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2007, 03:02:43 AM »
Probably make lousy wine, then!!
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« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2007, 05:11:56 AM »
Quote from: George on June 13, 2007, 03:02:43 AM
Probably make lousy wine, then!!

Rusty wine never hurt anyone...
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« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2007, 10:58:11 PM »
Quote from: ericthered on June 13, 2007, 02:25:02 AM
Quote from: George on June 13, 2007, 02:16:35 AM
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!

Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.

Honey - I'm thinkin of ways to cook a chicken, hear ones a headin down Melbourne way a real soon!
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2007, 11:07:28 PM »
 aoaoaoaoao
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Re: Da Toe Tong!!
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2007, 12:04:34 AM »
Quote from: phets72 on June 13, 2007, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: ericthered on June 13, 2007, 02:25:02 AM
Quote from: George on June 13, 2007, 02:16:35 AM
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!

Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.

Honey - I'm thinkin of ways to cook a chicken, hear ones a headin down Melbourne way a real soon!

Mwahahahahaha...I wonder if there is such an thing as chicken stuffed with kangaroo...you cook the chicken, I'll bring the salad and wine agagagagag
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