There must be something good coming for me in the future if i have to go through this now.
Ah, no...
But my sympathies Bugalugs - been there, done that. No water for about six weeks whilst daughter was only a six/seven year old and my then pregnant friend (with a bad case of morning sickness) was staying with us. At least we had a long-drop though and there was also the ocean to dive into at the end of each day.
See, look on the bright side, everything might stink of chlorine but at least you can still flush your loo.
But after a few days, you get used to not washing...and then on the weekend you can take your sweet aroma to the boys in Suzhou.