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Infected Bellybutton

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Infected Bellybutton
« on: May 27, 2007, 02:08:41 AM »
I know this sounds strange but about twice a month my bellybutton gets infected. It gets red and painful and there is whitish liquid discharge. It usually heals up in about 2 or 3 days. I never experienced this before China. Any ideas about why this happens? Am I the only one?
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2007, 03:10:20 AM »
take that bloody ring out of it! It's not gold, it's brass!
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2007, 03:14:52 AM »
Second thoughts, maybe the original stitches haven't been taken out! Noles, where is that bloody Ladies Lounge?? Septic belly buttons!! aaaaaaaaaa What will they think of next??
"Ohmigod!! My vagina is bleeding. It happens every month! What is wrong with me?? Bloody women! Always something wrong with them!!"
 If they were cars, they would have all been recalled!!!
















I feel better now.
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2007, 03:24:36 AM »
If you can find it, witch hazel is a mild antiseptic and works wonders on skin irritations.

Be sure to dry extra well after showering and if you're wearing bigger type beltbuckles,  they might be irritating your navel.  Seeing a medical type person might be a good idea too.

We should post more stuff like this, might make the ladies lounge happen even faster. agagagagag

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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007, 05:15:29 AM »
Quote from: George on May 27, 2007, 03:14:52 AM
Ohmigod!! My vagina is bleeding. It happens every month!

Every month! Wow - wouldn't that be nice...regular as clock work. How did you manage that George? Is it your diet? What's your secret?
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007, 07:24:24 AM »
Quote from: Vegemite on May 27, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: George on May 27, 2007, 03:14:52 AM
Ohmigod!! My vagina is bleeding. It happens every month!

Every month! Wow - wouldn't that be nice...regular as clock work. How did you manage that George? Is it your diet? What's your secret?

Wait until it stops, and he starts to get a larger stomach, needs to go to the toilet more often, can't sleep properly, wants to eat dodgy food, and his upper body undergoes an equally strange expansion.

The he'll be asking Babe - do you still love me like this?
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2007, 08:53:02 AM »
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If they were cars, they would have all been recalled!!!
Fortunately, we can always move on to a newer model!! afafafafaf afafafafaf afafafafaf
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2007, 10:48:56 AM »
Oh, you kids...  ::)

Babs, these are nothing more than bedbug bites...made by small, pestulent, flesh-eating beetles who scurry out of your mattress at night and feast on the tender skin of your navel area while you sleep.

Nothing to worry about.  bfbfbfbfbf




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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2007, 07:59:12 PM »
George, the fact that you at all have a vagina is just... WRONG. I don't even want to think of the rest.

Babs, my bellybutton was getting infected first 7-8 months. I kept applying solution of H2O2 (I forgot what's it called in English). It could also be the stud you are using. Did you get it here? How long ago?
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 08:56:20 PM »
Yes. Definitley find a new stud!  cheexyblonde
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2007, 10:48:01 PM »
C'mon guys, we all have a bellybutton (well except for my brother, they had to cut his out...but that's another story). It's not like I asked about fallopian tubes  afafafafaf
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2007, 11:09:30 PM »
Cheeks, H2O2 is called hydrogen peroxide in English, damned if I know what it's called in Chinese.
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2007, 11:15:26 PM »
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Cheeks, H2O2 is called hydrogen peroxide in English

And it stings something fierce!!! ahahahahah ahahahahah
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2007, 12:26:06 AM »
The Chinese word for hydrogen peroxide is "Mei3 You3". Great stuff but I've never seen it here.
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Re: Infected Bellybutton
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2007, 03:49:02 AM »
Available at those places where they actually do piercings. I got it when I got mine in Qingdao. It should be a weak solution and it doesnt sting at all, Jorje. You are confusing it with something else. Unless you actually mean 100% solution  ahahahahah
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