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New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« on: December 29, 2017, 08:28:22 AM »
Thought I'd make a few New Year's Resolutions and see how fast I can break them.

1.  I won't become fluent in Mandarin.

2.  I won't spend a blissful month in bed with Gong Li. akakakakak

3.  I won't become a multimillionaire.

4.  I won't lose 10 pounds.
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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2017, 03:19:21 PM »
Fuck, didn't know it worked like that.

I guess I won't not have enough money to not travel to someplace that isn't a place that I didn't want to not go.

Seems like it already worked.
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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2017, 09:40:26 PM »
I don't make any New Years Resolutions because I know that I would break them if I could remember them! bibibibibi agagagagag ahahahahah

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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2018, 09:16:29 AM »
made one and kept it to myself.. no more death sticks...
Switched to Philip Morris' new killing toy called IQOS and my life has been so much better for it.

No more coughing, no more stinking... life is good
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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2018, 09:26:35 PM »
Good one Nolefan! agagagagag I am also VERY happy that I was able to give it up also, but I had some help with acupuncture. bfbfbfbfbf

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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2018, 09:35:26 AM »
and i jynxed myself.... lost my iqos in a didi last night..
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Re: New Years Resolutions to break in 2018
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 06:20:16 AM »
Rule to live by - never announce victory on keeping a resolution until at least March, preferably later in the year.
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