What scared the bejesus out of me

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"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore attempt the impossible and achieve it, generation after generation.

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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2013, 01:35:00 PM »
Thanks A-Train! There is so much that happens that we can not explain.

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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 02:31:57 PM »
Ooohhh... 2 sentence horror stories.  Sounds like as much fun as a Bulwer Lytton contests.


My wife bought a durian fruit at the market.  As I walked by the kitchen, I realized that it was hatching. aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2013, 06:50:58 PM »
I liked the one about the amputated phantom limb with a cold hand grasping it.

Here's my contribution:

He came to, slowly, with the realization that he was half-naked in a bathtub full of blood-covered ice and that his back hurt.  A poster-sized note on the opposite wall had the message: "We want you to play more games in English class."

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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2013, 07:50:45 PM »
He was highly regarded by some mutual friends and seemed like such a nice guy.  As he slid the English teaching contract across the table for me to sign, I had no idea that it only would apply to me, not to him.
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 12:03:33 AM »
 aoaoaoaoao I'm not sure I needed this :wtf:
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 05:37:32 AM »
I'd heard that they have a nasty and potentially dangerous sting, but I hadn't heard that they had arms.

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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 12:31:58 AM »
I thought the kindergarten class was just being silly when they wouldn't stop talking about a giant peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.  Then I turned around just as the tentacles were reaching out for me.
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 03:15:04 AM »
I sat down at my desk to find that the computer was already on.  My wife's credit card laid silently nearby.
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 12:06:48 PM »
When I finally awoke, I found myself in a large hall at a desk.  There was only 30 minutes left to write the calculus final exam.

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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 02:55:54 PM »
Homemade baijiu?  OK, I'll try some.
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2013, 05:51:39 PM »
C'mon, the oil is hot enough to kill the bacteria. Let's just eat here.
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Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 10:09:24 PM »
His cold eyes easily pieced my carefully composed demeanor of calm indifference.  Then he handed me the list of new paperwork I needed to get the visa approved.
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