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« on: August 06, 2012, 12:19:56 AM »
Hellige makrel!!! th_ao

It's time to wish a guardedly Happy Birthday to our very own TurkoDane, Ericthered!
He's one of the Saloon's (and my) oldest and dearest friends, and, well, certainly one of the weirdest  fuckers to ever cross our (and my) path.

I'm sure that brigades of Chinese emergency and disaster-preparedness troopers are geared up for one wild, disruptive, disturbing, hallucinatory, perverted, and distinctly herring-breathed phenomenon while busloads of good-quality liquor and undiseased girls are whisked away to safety.

But Happy Birthday anyway, Ericthered!  th_ak th_ag ce th_ag th_ak
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 01:02:50 AM »
may you be left in silence to enjoy your books  th_ag th_ag
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 01:10:57 AM »
Hoppy Birdy, Squirrel!! th_ag th_ag th_ag th_ag
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 01:47:22 AM »
Only our resident squirrel could find a way to mix utter chaos and mayhem with quietly reading books. th_ag
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2012, 01:59:25 AM »
Happy happy birthday  th_ag th_ag   th_ak

Hope you have a great day and you get everything you want for your birthday  th_ag th_ag
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 02:23:48 AM »
Once a year the squirrel stops reading about all the mayhem, craziness and debauchery and gets to actually do some himself. A lot, if the stories are true.
So, hit it boys

Risin’ up, back in the tree
Did my time, took my acorn
Went the distance, now I’m back in the tree
Flick your tail and be glad you're alive

So many times, it happens too fast
You charge through the open for acorns
Don’t lose your grip on those nuts, your repast
You must fly just to keep them yours

It’s the eye of the squirrel, it’s the thrill of the flight
Evadin' the jaws of the rotweiler
Eric sits on a limb and chitters down at him
And he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the squirrel

Nose to ground, down on the grass
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ hungry
The watchdog's gone, his bitch is in heat
Now its time for the nuts you've dug deep

It’s the eye of the squirrel, it’s the thrill of the flight
Evadin' the jaws of the rotweiler
Eric sits on a limb and chitters down at him
And he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the squirrel

Climbin’ up, straight to the top
Have the nuts, got your cheeks full
Went the distance, now you're not gonna stop
Just a squirrel and his taste for acorn

It’s the eye, eye of the squirrel!

Happy birthday, Eric!  th_ag   ce   th_ag   ce
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2012, 04:11:51 AM »
Happy Birthday ce ce ce ce ce

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2012, 05:47:44 AM »
yes indeed, yes indeed....

it's that time of the year when hats fear for their sanity...or is it our sanity that fears hats? Either ways, Viking Brother and fake Turk, Happy Birthday.  th_ag th_ag

and no, you ain't getting no open tab in here th_ab
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2012, 07:03:10 AM »
The birthday thingie says Erc is only 33. th_m

That can't possibly be right. He looks much, much older than that. th_u
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2012, 09:29:57 AM »
Thanks all th_ag th_ag No-one has ever turned me into the subject of the Rccky song before and that was awesome, LFD th_ag th_ag th_ag

I am 33, but as most teachers, I looked older because the students suck the life force out me. No crazy stuff planned but the gf has promised to teach me how to make 糖 醋
排骨 which is an awesome, yummy dish.
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2012, 11:40:48 AM »
Happy Birthday mate! Hope you're not working too hard these days.
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2012, 11:58:46 AM »
Nah, I had to politely turn down that tutorial job, simply too much on my plate as it is. You are not over-doing the British cuisine are you??? Make sure you pack in some rice and such, otherwise you will have "Upset Dragon Syndrome" upon your return...and return you must, Guai complains that her laowai friends are not here.
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2012, 12:43:00 PM »
As one cute, adorable (occasionally feisty) rodent to another --



th_ag th_ag HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ETR !!! th_ag th_ag ce
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2012, 01:29:07 PM »
Quote from: ericthered on August 06, 2012, 11:58:46 AM
Nah, I had to politely turn down that tutorial job, simply too much on my plate as it is. You are not over-doing the British cuisine are you??? Make sure you pack in some rice and such, otherwise you will have "Upset Dragon Syndrome" upon your return...and return you must, Guai complains that her laowai friends are not here.

That's understandable, especially as they seemed a bit odd. I'm eating a lot, that's for sure. Just enjoying the simple things in life, like toast with butter. No rice yet, but I hope to head to a sichuan restaurant with my brother sometime. Poor 'ole lonely guai and your the only laowai she has for company,  anananana
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2012, 09:42:00 PM »
Happy Birthday ETR! ce  th_ag Hope that you have had a really great day. th_bf candyraver dancemj
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