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« on: July 31, 2012, 06:21:45 AM »
Yes indeed, Wednesday will be filled with harmonious celebrations of Officer Xiao JiBa hitting the big 50.

th_ag ce th_ag ce th_ag ce th_ag ce th_ag
The last we heard, he was working in Guangzhou, but it's possible that he's moved to an even better position at another city.  Therefor, it behooves each of us to try to find him and congratulate him on his birthday.

Everyone is instructed to approach all uniformed police and say, "Do the police in your office have Xiao Jiba?  I want to see Xiao JiBa right away.  Show me your Xiao JiBa."
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2012, 10:38:32 AM »



 th_bj Much Respect and Felicitous Feelings for Officer Xiao.  th_bj
Did you receive the small, red envelope I sent to you?

ce th_ag ceHAPPY BIRTHDAY, Xiao JiBa!!! th_ag ce th_ag ce
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2012, 01:20:00 PM »
small envelope? Tsk tsk, don't you know that in China, xiao jiba = large red envelope?

Anyhoo, hoppy birdy, Xiao Jiba!
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2012, 09:29:57 PM »
Happy Birthday Officer Xiao! th_ag  ce  Please enjoy your very special day. th_bj
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 01:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on July 31, 2012, 06:21:45 AM

Everyone is instructed to approach all uniformed police and say, "Do the police in your office have Xiao Jiba?  I want to see Xiao JiBa right away.  Show me your Xiao JiBa."

.....which should ensure you arrest, or maybe just a light beating.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 03:25:56 AM »
...which is just what EL is looking for.

  th_c  cb   cb   cb 

The best birthday gifts are those that give each and everyone what he wants.  th_ag
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2012, 04:28:07 AM »
Hello Every Body!

Many thanker you nice American for kindly borthday washes!

Now I watcher Ollimpdics come from Lundun, not so green or descent like always-best Beijing Olampic but also having many excritements. Of couerse China winner many meddal, only win gald medle, other medlar only for inferier not-clean no-good-famerly fariegn person.

Always rerspect laws of China,
Xiao JiBa
2nd Junior Lieutenant Sub-Chief Assistant Vice-Manager of Foreign Affairs Office,
Guangzhou PSB
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