A present for my girlfriend

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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2012, 02:32:43 AM »
What exactly is wrong with playing piano for cattle??? Cows might like a little Beethoven or Mozart....It must only work for women...I put on a necklace and was about to walk out the door and my gf insisted I also put on trousers...also, she most certainly does not want a scantily bejewelled lady for her birthday...odd, I know....
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2012, 07:36:02 AM »
I just learned that cows are more closely related to whales than to horses. Fancy that.

 offtopic I know. But it's a fascinating fact nonetheless, no?
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2012, 09:23:13 AM »
Dunno about cattle, but dogs like a little Bach!
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2012, 07:23:23 PM »
i'm just going to buy her an ipad lol

Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2012, 01:51:24 AM »
That is not a bad idea...I bought one of those infernal things for my gf and now she is constantly mesmerized by the glare of the screen, suffering from Apple-zombieitis...and she almost never has time to tell me what to do and when to do it...essentially, the best thing I ever bought  agagagagag agagagagag agagagagag
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2012, 02:50:53 AM »
My joke that I made, I wanted to buy the google or HTC one because I think Apple is always too expensive but I found out that the other ones are only 7 inches. So I said to my friend 'she's chinese though, 7 inches is massive for her!'

I don't think she'll find it funny....

Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2012, 05:10:25 AM »
Lordy, keep that up and you will have to buy both an iPad and the naked chick in the jewellery...or was it just the jewellery we should buy? I am still confused about that  agagagagag agagagagag
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
"The stars are God's daisy chain" Madeleine Bassett.

Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2012, 08:23:01 PM »
You should buy her that Harry Potter backpack featured above.  ababababab
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2012, 10:59:43 PM »
You should buy her that Harry Potter backpack featured above.  ababababab

If I bought her that every other gift she got would be a disappointment....