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ericthered

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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2012, 12:32:43 PM »
What exactly is wrong with playing piano for cattle??? Cows might like a little Beethoven or Mozart....It must only work for women...I put on a necklace and was about to walk out the door and my gf insisted I also put on trousers...also, she most certainly does not want a scantily bejewelled lady for her birthday...odd, I know....
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2012, 05:36:02 PM »
I just learned that cows are more closely related to whales than to horses. Fancy that.

 offtopic I know. But it's a fascinating fact nonetheless, no?
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2012, 07:23:13 PM »
Dunno about cattle, but dogs like a little Bach!
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2012, 05:23:23 AM »
i'm just going to buy her an ipad lol

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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2012, 11:51:24 AM »
That is not a bad idea...I bought one of those infernal things for my gf and now she is constantly mesmerized by the glare of the screen, suffering from Apple-zombieitis...and she almost never has time to tell me what to do and when to do it...essentially, the best thing I ever bought  agagagagag agagagagag agagagagag
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2012, 12:50:53 PM »
My joke that I made, I wanted to buy the google or HTC one because I think Apple is always too expensive but I found out that the other ones are only 7 inches. So I said to my friend 'she's chinese though, 7 inches is massive for her!'

I don't think she'll find it funny....

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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2012, 03:10:25 PM »
Lordy, keep that up and you will have to buy both an iPad and the naked chick in the jewellery...or was it just the jewellery we should buy? I am still confused about that  agagagagag agagagagag
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2012, 06:23:01 AM »
You should buy her that Harry Potter backpack featured above.  ababababab
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Re: A present for my girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2012, 08:59:43 AM »
You should buy her that Harry Potter backpack featured above.  ababababab

If I bought her that every other gift she got would be a disappointment....