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« on: May 26, 2012, 03:26:14 AM » |
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The master said some bollocks or other and then got his beard caught in an umbrella
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 04:08:52 AM » |
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The Master said, "Always carry a towel."
Analects 42:42
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 10:36:25 AM » |
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The Master said, "Stay hydrated. It's hot out there."
Analects 21:01
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 10:37:49 AM » |
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The Master added, "You know what? Write that down. People need to know."
Analects 21:02
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 02:41:22 PM » |
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The master said, "Screw the red lights, lets see how fast this car can go!"
Analects 0-60:10
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 02:46:32 PM » |
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The master added, "Never mind the pedestrians, my father is Li Gang!"
Analects 0-60:11
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 09:45:14 PM » |
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The Master said,"Always wear clean underwear because you never know when you will be in an accident".
Analects 44:22
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 03:42:02 AM » |
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The master looked at the sundial and said, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em"  Analects 4:20 |
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 04:07:08 AM » |
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The Master stumbled into the meeting place and said, Gawd, my aching head, I was up all night with the--HOLY CRAP, IS THAT THING ON? YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD, YOU'RE RECORDING ME AGAIN AREN'T YOU, C'MERE AND--*snap*
Analects 22:06
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 04:23:20 AM » |
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Flying cars? That'll never happen.
Analects 23:07
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 04:37:51 AM » |
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The master said" they're all crazy except thee and me, and I;m not so sure about thee".  |
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2012, 04:45:11 AM » |
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"I used to get so angry about that, you know? They kept taking me out of context, putting these, just weird ideas--no look, we'll have to stop here, ok? I'm a little upset." Then the Master had a rest.
Analects 24:107
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 04:46:22 AM » |
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And the Master said, "Who the hell are all of you people? Why are you following me around, asking questions, and writing down everything I say? Go away and leave me alone!"
Analects 2:5
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 05:06:25 AM » |
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When the Master spoke again he seemed confused. Of course, he said, of course I knew The Doctor. Didn't everyone?
Analects 25:25
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 05:51:48 AM » |
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He's so dreamy, mum.
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