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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2012, 06:34:51 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  ce  th_ag
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2012, 08:49:00 AM »

a special day for a special someone... my brother in arms and the original mushroom eater!!

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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2012, 11:32:26 AM »

Blimey Boss your birthday is Towel Day and ALSO Bob Zimmerman's Birthday Huh? How did you manage that you lucky B@stard?
Double and triple Cheers!
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2012, 03:10:45 PM »

 The Storm Prediction Center in Norman, OK has issued an emergency conditions red alert that Doppler Radar is indicating a never before recorded number of large funnel clouds forming over Enid, Tulsa, Norman, Ponca City, Wichita Falls. and Still Water - all moving unnaturally East to West toward the Oklahoma Panhandle suggesting some apocalyptic upheaval is underway. The Doppler radar at the Tornado Alley Forecast Center in Arlington, TX has corroborated these sitings. Citizens in southern Kansas, the upper Texas Panhandle, including Amarillo should seek underground shelter or run for their lives. Geovernor Mary Fallin from the Governor's Mansion in Oklahoma City has issued a statement that it's too late to seek cover. I-40, I-44, and I-35 are all jammed. She suggests that all draw together with their families and,  regadless of faith,  fall to their knees and start singing "Down to the River to Pray."
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2012, 03:37:45 AM »

Thanks, all, for the good wishes. th_ak

I'm spending the weekend up on the lake, evading the yodelers and staying very, very relaxed. alcoholic th_z th_i
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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2012, 04:45:09 AM »

Thanks, all, for the good wishes. th_ak

I'm spending the weekend up on the lake, evading the yodelers and staying very, very relaxed. alcoholic th_z th_i

man, I wish I had the means to get very very relaxed right now...  th_ag th_ag
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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2012, 06:58:33 AM »

Happy birthday, Jefe th_ag th_ag th_ag
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 12:29:14 AM »

Thanks guys!

man, I wish I had the means to get very very relaxed right now...

I got very lucky on some items this year, but perhaps it was the days of incredible frozen mango margueritas that figured largest here... alcoholic
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2012, 12:28:04 PM »

Oops, I missed it. Is there anything left of Oklahoma and Texas?

Glad you had a relaxing day, Raoul. Here's to many more  th_ag
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