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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2012, 11:00:13 AM » |
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As the gerbil watched the squirrel playing with his nuts, he realized that gerbils are a higher life form.
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2012, 11:37:45 AM » |
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 That's not a sentence, Fox!! sorry. A gerbil in a microwave. sometimes i forget i am guising as an english teacher  |
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regard man as a mine rich in gems of inestimable value.
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2012, 01:44:21 PM » |
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I've got it Mr. Disney.... Gregor Gerbil.
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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2012, 04:30:57 AM » |
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The word Gerbil has a soft 'G' as in 'giant' and 'Gym', similar soft 'G' sounds can be seen and felt in 'Jiggly Jugs'
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2012, 04:46:18 AM » |
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im enjoying myself.
a jesting, genital jiggling gerbil joists at the jolly gym.
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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2012, 08:57:14 AM » |
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One of the many reasons Gregor Gerbil wasn't used.
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 02:35:37 AM » |
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Do they sell Gerbil Multi Tools in China?  |
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I'm pro-cloning and we vote!
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2012, 08:54:40 PM » |
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Have to give it to xwarrior, this week. His little sentence combines hints of sex, mystery and confusion. Do we know if he likes his girlfriend's small gerbils, or is he complaining that they aren't big enough. So, free beer for X...........on Stil's tab!
Honourable mention to Amonk, with her aversion to her sister's gerbils.
Crippler, simply stating the bleedin' obvious, doesn't get you anywhere!
This weeks word is............dysfunctional.
On the new Raspberry phone, dysfunction lets you play movies, dysfunction is for games, and dysfunctional connect you to the Internet.
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 12:47:07 AM » |
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The one common factor in all of your dysfunctional relationships is YOU
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 01:08:38 AM » |
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What Barney the Purple Monstrosity Dinosaur sings at home:
I hate you. You hate me. We're a disfuctional fa-mi-ly.
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在哈尔滨黑龙江中国
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2012, 06:52:52 AM » |
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When you meet a pretty girl ( not me I'm married  ) here's to hoping yer "equipment" isn't disfunctional.  |
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2012, 09:06:12 AM » |
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Most people consider Mr. Gere's relationship with his gerbil to be dysfunctional.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2012, 11:27:52 AM » |
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Because Mr. Gere's Chinese-made Gerbil Multi Tool supposedly came with, but was lacking both an insertion and an extraction attachement - they fell off before the packaging could be opened - he asked "where's dis function and... dat function" as his lover declared their relationship to be dysfunctional.
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The Koreans once gave me five minutes notice - I didn't know what to do with the extra time.
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2012, 06:21:46 AM » |
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No such thing as dysfunctional in China, it's just normal reality.
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2012, 06:57:49 AM » |
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Not so creative this week, so.........no beer!
This week the word is ....scungy"
Make of it what you will!
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