Isidnar
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2012, 01:20:55 PM » |
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If you come to China you will regret it. If you don't come to China you will also regret that.
Whether you come to China or don't come to China you will regret both.
Isidnar, You either come to China or you don't... so you can't regret both! Regretfully, CM Your issue is not with me. It's with Kierkegaard (or his translator, at any rate): If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or do not marry, you will regret both; Laugh at the world’s follies, you will regret it, weep over them, you will also regret that; laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it, believe her not, you will also regret that; believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both; whether you believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will also regret that; hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the sum and substance of all philosophy.   |
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Calach Pfeffer
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2012, 02:36:43 PM » |
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DON'T MAKE ME REGRET THIS THREAD
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2012, 03:46:33 PM » |
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Calach, its too late. If you catch the reference to Sorehead K, you will regret it. If you fail to catch the reference, you will regret it. If you get it or don't get it, you will regret it. If you continue reading this thread, you will... If you don't... If you give a rat's tail what anyone writes next...
Fozzy, move over. Make room against that wall for the rest of us.
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2012, 09:38:52 PM » |
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Regretfully, the sum and substance of all philosophy is coming to the realization it's just mental masturbation.
I'm going home... can I?
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The Koreans once gave me five minutes notice - I didn't know what to do with the extra time.
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Calach Pfeffer
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 01:53:18 AM » |
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You can never go home.
-Moody Blues
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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2012, 04:02:43 AM » |
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are we there yet?
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两只老外， 两只老外，跑得快，跑得快，
一个是老酒鬼，一个是老色鬼，真奇怪， 真奇怪
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Calach Pfeffer
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2012, 04:59:27 AM » |
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I'LL TURN THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND!
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2012, 11:14:26 AM » |
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It's the onions I tell you, THE ONIONS DAMNIT. What's in order here is a good 'ole bout of group diagnosis and shock therapy. Take a close look at these pictures, what ever you feel just let it out. This is a safe environment for you and your emotions to be free. Government warning: THE FOLLOWING ONIONS ARE OF THE ORGANIC OR UNPRICED VARIETY ONLY. THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM A WEAK HEART, SUDDEN FURY OR SHORTNESS OF BREATH ARE ADVISED TO LOOK AWAY NOW. Here goes:      Well...how do you feel? Ok ok, calm down calm down. Look, this is what happens to them in the end:  CUT THAT LIL BASTARD GO ON!  THE ONLY GOOD ONIONS ARE DEAD ONIONS! SLICE 'EM, DICE 'EM. Session 1 concludes there. |
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2012, 11:57:56 AM » |
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whoooarrrr. look'a'dem'!
I'd pay at least 75 yuan for a pair of those beauties
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两只老外， 两只老外，跑得快，跑得快，
一个是老酒鬼，一个是老色鬼，真奇怪， 真奇怪
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2012, 12:35:26 PM » |
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Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming]
YOU MANIACS! YOU CUT THEM UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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Isidnar
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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2012, 12:59:36 PM » |
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I always feel better about China after a good cry.
Wait a minute, what was this thread about?
Oh yes, onions. That's right.
One of my father's favorite jokes:
What made the bridge over the river Kwai?
Onions.
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2012, 01:42:33 PM » |
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Be kind to dragons for thou are crunchy when roasted and taste good with brie.
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« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2012, 12:29:02 AM » |
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Did you hear the news? Mr Onion died in a knife fight.
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
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两只老外， 两只老外，跑得快，跑得快，
一个是老酒鬼，一个是老色鬼，真奇怪， 真奇怪
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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2012, 07:27:49 AM » |
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The only thing we have to regret is regret itself.
(Oh yeah, also getting caught doing all those illegal things.)
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I'm pro-cloning and we vote!
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2012, 03:34:00 PM » |
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I used to comlain about the things people here did but then I figured I would be more proactive but in an entertaining way. I walk my dog daily and bring with me enough paper to pick up her droppings.People often notice this and tell me how good I am like it is some crazy notion, i have taken to giving out paper to other dog walkers when their dog has defecated. I just say to them i am sure they would want to throw out their dogs droppings and walk away. Funny enough every time i have done it the person has picked it up. It used to drive e crazy on an elevator and have to listen to someone yelling on their phone or on the bus. Now if it happens I take my phone out and yel even louder than the offender till they hang up, then i just put my phone away.  Instead of getting angry or complaining about things I figure i might as well try to change my little art of the universe I live in. |
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