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« on: April 06, 2012, 02:56:05 PM » |
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« Last Edit: April 12, 2012, 01:52:49 PM by Isidnar »
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 03:33:29 PM » |
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Don't quit your English-teaching day job.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 04:02:33 PM » |
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I agree. My students usually agree when I teach them this.  Well, not the girls but you really shouldn't listen to them because they're evil. |
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 06:57:29 PM » |
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I love it!  |
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2012, 05:04:49 AM » |
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I've always found that money can buy happiness. So, money = happiness. Chinese girls = money 2Thus Chinese girls are happiness squared.  This explains why double happiness is used on wedding decorations in China. |
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I'm pro-cloning and we vote!
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2012, 05:48:13 AM » |
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This formula is not only for Chinese girls.
I'm not racist.
Sexist .... well ...... 有一点点.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2012, 05:54:59 AM » |
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You're fibbing it. x = times + = plus it changes the equation.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2012, 06:10:08 AM » |
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Guilty on all counts (assuming just over 1 year still counts as newlywed). I ask the court to issue the maximum sentence possible - a lifetime in China.  |
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I'm pro-cloning and we vote!
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 01:11:24 PM » |
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ah, yes... the love besotted fool. love can make you blind. The pink notes fall out of your wallet and you dont notice until they are all gone. Usually the first thing on her list is a mobile phone. As a friend of mine said, they must have abook with things to get from the man and how to bleed him dry.
Now then, if you are a selfish bastard then all seems fair, if she gives you what you want, and she gets what she wants then in theory all is good. The problem is that the human state is a bit higher than that of the animal, and eventually higher virtues kick in and then the relationship takes on a new dimension, either you rise to the challenges or its a parting of the ways to find another similar situation to get involved with, and so the cycle continues.
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« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 01:23:08 PM by fox »
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regard man as a mine rich in gems of inestimable value.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 01:25:02 PM » |
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Ah yes, i edited the post, and in the interim whilst editing you read and responded. The reason i edited it was that i thought it may offend. seems i was right. sorry about that old bean. i hear this a lot, and usually from gweillos who are shagging their way round china, frankly they deserve to get ripped off when they aren't looking for anything higher in a relationship.
The locals tell me that if they get robbed or something unfortunate happens, they are seen as being stupid, rather than the perpetrator. As if they were more careful then this calamity wouldnt occur. A bit harsh for sure, but there is some truth in it. I wonder if the same applies to those victims of natural disasters.
What the devil are you talking about? What do you hear a lot? What has any of the tomfoolery posted in this thread got to do with "gweillos who are shagging their way round china"?  |
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regard man as a mine rich in gems of inestimable value.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2012, 03:59:41 PM » |
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There is one about how you are much better marrying a pig than a woman as well
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2012, 04:32:21 PM » |
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There is one of those logic equations which proves that you should marry a pig i think
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2012, 11:52:59 AM » |
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I forgot it and I just looked on google and one of the results that came up was 'pig and woman sex torrents' lol
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 03:56:54 PM » |
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For this to work you should also forget that the love of money is the root of all evil as well. Other than that, poifik.
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