The laptop gets a good signal in the bedroom, so multitasking is always an option.
That too is part of his plan for world dominion. Part one, clone himself several times and marry all the clones off to pretty Chinese girls. Keep them so busy that most of the rest of China has to do without
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While all the Chinese men folk who can't find wives are busy drinking themselves into a stupor and losing all their money playing mahjong, EL enacts part two. He will cunningly post more and more dangerous advice to foreigners living in China, so as to provoke confrontations between doofus foreigners and disgruntled Chinese men, eventually provoking WW3.
Finally, the only people left will be EL, his clones, their Chinese wives, and the handful of saloonies who have cottoned on to the scheme and have bunkered down with their loved ones.
Works for me.
Shhhhh.... Don't reveal the world domination details yet. I haven't finished securing enough Chinese wives.
Said by one of those rare people here at the Saloon who has out yapped me.
Since you're so very very very old, I'll let you keep your 600-ish post lead and race you to 6000.
Comiserations. Think of all that time you coulda spent doing something constructive. It's enough to make you weep.
Hey, world domination is a tough business. I have to have some way to relax.
Oh man, I could have done this as a bunch of separate posts.
