Western women. Of course I mean looking, not doing! OK, doing.
Road bicycle, long rides and races without fear of traffic and serious road hazards.
Speaking of bicycles; bicycles big enough for me. No, I'm not that tall, 6'1".
Buying the Sunday New York Times and reading the whole damn thing.
Real gyms that are not an hour away.
Managers who actually answer questions or simply say 'I don't know' when they don't know.
Getting simple honest answers to simple honest questions.
Real bacon. Not 'poke'.
Going to a store and looking at the merchandise while all the clerks/salespeople completely ignore me.
At least two dozen other things that I presently cannot recall.