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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 01:50:54 PM »
Was he getting or giving the facial? A few hundred eh? Sounds about right.

People are different in places too. A Portland hipster and good ole boy Texan are hardly the same. To the men in Changsha, the Shanghai guys can be a little too .......... metrosexual for comfort.

Those haircuts are ridiculous though. Korean boy bands and TV shows have had too much influence in the last few years

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2012, 12:45:11 AM »
A lot of the men who smoke 2 or 3 packets a day smoke the equivalent of Silk Cut though so they lose points for that
Also since the real men who drink paint thinner and chain smoke seem to be mostly old school countryside people they tend to be about 4 feet tall so they lose more points
And spitting in the street isn't manly, only teenagers do that in England
And being an alcoholic whoremonger isn't really manly. A lot of people who do manly jobs like lumberjack or pirate are alcoholic whoremongers when they visit civilisation, but if you just drive a taxi or sell iPhone knock offs....

And yeah so many women act like little girls not women, this seems to work on the alcoholic men

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2012, 01:59:47 AM »
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And being an alcoholic whoremonger isn't really manly.
Is sure is fun, though ...

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2012, 03:01:31 AM »
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And being an alcoholic whoremonger isn't really manly.
Is sure is fun, though ...

I'd be laughing at what zero said, but I'm too busy getting beaten up by hair enforcers for looking like a hippy. ahahahahah

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2012, 06:13:10 AM »
I have blond hair and some years back grew a handlebar mustache. My reasoning was (1) it's winter and I have no classes (2) it's China and I won't get beaten up. I look good with a handlebar mustache. It was the right use of my time here.

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2012, 12:22:42 PM »
I think we should all beat up Calach just for the fun of it.
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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 01:50:26 PM »
Play nice, fellows. play nice. I am sure PSD4fan did not there is any justice in beating people up due to silly hair-cuts. I do not agree with the OP though.

I'm sure he didn't as well, I read this the other day it's a shame that there are people in the world like this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2112960/90-students-Iraq-stoned-death-having-Emo-hair-tight-clothes.html

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2012, 02:56:53 PM »
I think we should all beat up Calach just for the fun of it.


OH YEAH?! YOU AND WHOSE MUSTACHE!

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2012, 03:52:34 PM »
I grew a moustache (more like a Van Dyke beard combo) over Spring Festival because 79% of all Chinese people say I look like Mr Bean.

Luckily Blackadder never caught on over here.
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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2012, 11:40:06 PM »
My girlfriend won't let me grow a beard because it scratches her face

I'm 32 but people think I'm 25 and assume I'm here studying, I want a beard damnit

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2012, 03:11:30 AM »
I think we should all beat up Calach just for the fun of it.


OH YEAH?! YOU AND WHOSE MUSTACHE!

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2012, 02:24:39 AM »
Mustache battles? Them's kissin words. I just don't know anymore.

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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2012, 07:50:56 AM »
Don't be such a wuss!  Get over hear and bring that wimpy little mustache of yours with you. asasasasas

Shhhhh!!!  It ruins the homoeroticism if you talk about it too directly.
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Re: A coupla reasons I love this country...
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2012, 12:55:31 PM »
Don't we have a privat room on the saloon for just this sort of thing?
I mean comparing photos of moustaches and beards, not guys kissing one another. Although that too is fine, its just that while I might be interested in one thing I'm not crazy about the other. Live and let live, y'know?