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Raoul F. Duke

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Here Comes #800!
« on: January 18, 2012, 01:11:08 AM »
The Member count shows that we're very close to seeing the 800th person to walk through the doors of The Saloon! (Don't forget- the count will show 802 due to my and Nolefan's test accounts...)

If you have a friend or colleague whom you think might be groovy here amongst us, this would be a great time to turn them on to The Saloon! agagagagag
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 02:43:15 AM »
#800 is delayed a bit. I discovered we had 18 malformed, null, unusable member accounts dating from back when we were having some server woes. I deleted them all; this will make our count a little more accurate when we do get there. bjbjbjbjbj
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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 04:23:08 AM »
#800 is delayed a bit. I discovered we had 18 malformed, null, unusable member accounts dating from back when we were having some server woes. I deleted them all; this will make our count a little more accurate when we do get there. bjbjbjbjbj

 
National Bureau of Statistics of China

This department views with concern any under-reporting of statistics in China. By using our formula it can be established that your organisation has 1,218 current members.

This number can be increased on payment of RMB1,000/head to a maximum of 1,518.

A uniformed officer from our department will visit your office next week. In order to expedite our confirmation of your membership numbers could you please ensure that appropriate banking facilities are in place.
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 09:19:42 PM »
OK...we back on track for 800 pretty soon!
We're at 798, the goal is 802...we're almost there! bhbhbhbhbh
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 01:59:18 AM »
Yay us!   agagagagag agagagagag
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 10:27:55 AM »
they better be a good 'un!
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 11:21:53 AM »
Maybe I should talk Mrs. Lunatic into joining. aoaoaoaoao
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 11:07:37 AM »
Dear Sirs/Madams/Others

According to our records Raoul's China Saloon now has 800 members. That is, eight-bloody-hundred members. Numerically this can be recorded as:

800

Accordingly, I have ordered a 21 gun salute in honour of all your members:
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(Signed)

on behalf of

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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 11:36:29 AM »
the words... premature  afafafafaf afafafafaf comes to mind!

still 2 members away folks, hold off the celebrations
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 01:35:37 PM »
the words... premature  afafafafaf afafafafaf comes to mind!

still 2 members away folks, hold off the celebrations

As in .... bbbbbbbbbb

I am mortified ... every time I see 800 I think it means 800. I just can't get the hang of New Maths.

Never mind ... it is too late to put the cork back in this bottle of wine ... so  agagagagag
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 09:22:17 PM »
The official count should be 2 higher because Br'er Nolefan and I each have a dummy test account...and they shouldn't count toward the benchmarks. bjbjbjbjbj
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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2012, 01:38:12 AM »
So that's 2 dummy accounts for you eh?  uuuuuuuuuu

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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2012, 01:40:21 AM »
bpbpbpbpbp  Bitch. bqbqbqbqbq
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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2012, 12:35:18 PM »
The official count should be 2 higher because Br'er Nolefan and I each have a dummy test account...and they shouldn't count toward the benchmarks. bjbjbjbjbj

I think I found them  dummy people, Boss.



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Re: Here Comes #800!
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2012, 08:24:07 PM »
xwarrior, that just made me wonder. Do we know how many saloonies are male and how many are female?