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« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2012, 07:43:10 AM » |
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« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2012, 12:48:27 PM » |
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If something scares you or is challenging, DO NOT DO IT.
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« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2012, 07:40:04 AM » |
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After you push your long haired dog into the pond, make certain that you and your friends stand around very close to the dog laughing at it when it climbs out. I'm sure it will just stand very still and allow itself to drip-dry.  (I really saw some moron do this yesterday. He and about 6 or 7 other people got showered when the dog shook the water off. LMFAO!!!) |
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« Reply #63 on: August 17, 2012, 04:43:31 AM » |
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If you want to meet a nice girl just get drunk and go to a KTV!
And your second sentence? Always asked the next morning: Who the Hell are you? |
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« Reply #64 on: August 17, 2012, 04:56:41 AM » |
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Chinese wives are very understanding about the need to have a mistress    . Medical procedures in China are inexpensive and discrete  . |
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« Reply #65 on: August 17, 2012, 04:59:30 AM » |
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If you are in the back of a Chinese police car and see a set of leg irons, go ahead and try them on. The driver always has a key to those. |
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« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2012, 09:53:30 AM » |
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The metro is a great place to hit on chicks.
This turned out to be good advice for me. Anyway... The Chinese are a very physical people. One way to show that you like a girl is to put your hands on her breasts. |
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« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2012, 10:12:14 AM » |
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Breathe deep. Coal dust and second hand cigarette smoke are good for your health.
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« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2012, 01:06:14 PM » |
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When you get off the train and walk out of the station needing a taxi in a strange city,it's best to wait to wait to be approached by the honest and helpful drivers parked directly in front of the train station. They won't rip you off by using the meter, they'll give you a friend's discount rate.
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« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2012, 12:25:15 PM » |
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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2012, 12:32:44 PM » |
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Go ahead, make my day.
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« Reply #71 on: September 03, 2012, 12:37:42 PM » |
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Refrain from holding conversations with imaginary people whether they be sitting, standing, lounging, reclining, leaning, prone or lying down. If you must have conversations with imaginary people avoid doing so publicly.
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« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2012, 01:09:38 PM » |
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wasabi: it's just like guacamole, but a little spicier.
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alors régressons fatalement, eternellement. Des débutants, avec la peur comme exutoire à l'ignorance et Alzheimer en prof d'histoire de nos enfances! - Random food, music and geek tales from the 'Jing: http://beijingdaze.com |
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« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2012, 01:41:58 PM » |
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Moderation....in most things...
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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2012, 04:57:53 PM » |
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good one, Noles.
Wasabi is Japanese nasal decongestant. Just scoop up some and finger it into your nostrils. Close your mouth and inhale deeply.
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