OK, I do it all the time. I'm the one who told someone to use a magnifying glass to get an "ants eye" view of a solar eclipse.
Now's your chance to join the entertainment. Share your worst advice, be it on China or any other topic. Keep it to 2 sentences or less. Don't be afraid to let rip with some advice that will result in a United Nations hearing on the subject if anyone really does it (Note: Please do avoid super-sensitive topics that might be considered. . . unharmonious - we're here to have fun, not to get blocked
). Anyone who actually follows advice from a "worst advice" thread probably deserves to be injured, killed, or locked away in prison or a mental hospital for life anyway.
Remember, keep it short. Two sentences or less, recalling that comma splices and other grammatical abuses can give you a lot of extra room just to go on and on and on in only a single sentence or even two sentences instead of breaking the advice you are giving into a larger number of sentences of reasonable length (sadly, this sentence is how I normally write).
It's safest and easiest to get your teaching job in China through a recruiter. They are all honest and upstanding citizens who will work very hard to get you into the best possible job with very good contract terms.