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Paul
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« on: June 22, 2011, 09:07:58 AM »

I've been a naughty boy
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 10:50:43 AM »

 th_ar th_bk
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 03:50:05 PM »

Piglet has a sense of humour, but I doubt she'd want to see any more of my photos  of us together.

I've finally figured out the meaning of some these icons, but as a stiff-upper-lipped Brit I can't bear to use them.

Still, I would like to offer my thanks to the rather nice but muddled boy who offered to lick my arse.

Thanks, Brian (or was it Brendon?).  But I have a wife. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 09:56:41 PM »

I've been a naughty boy

If her smile is anything to go by, she liked the naughty boy. th_ah
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 09:32:38 AM »

Paul you are definitely winning the naughty contest at the moment.
I am NOT going to explain the origin of my moniker. th_af
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 10:34:49 AM »

I apologise, and promise never to be naughty again.  Except with you.

I never did the introduction thing: best to take people as you find them, imho.

However, I'll take this opportunity.

If I'm rude, abusive or totally out of order, then I'm, being humorous (or maybe I'm drunk).


If I'm really nice, then I'm being ironic (or maybe I'm drunk).

If I'm being professorial, serious and whatnot, then I'm either drunk or lying through my teeth.

I'm into Tigger now anyway. 

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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2011, 11:30:22 AM »

Oh no!  I've got some competition in the naughty department.

Looks like I'll have to cut Paul down to size and I've got just the tool to do it with.

A chainsaw on a stick! th_ah
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 05:45:24 PM »

Cut away mr Lunatic I hate that pesky Tigger always bouncing all over everyone
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 03:16:52 PM »

Oh no!  I've got some competition in the naughty department.

Looks like I'll have to cut Paul down to size and I've got just the tool to do it with.

A chainsaw on a stick! th_ah


Good God!  Yours is bigger than mine!
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 10:22:42 PM »

Don't worry Paul, it's how you use it that matters. th_bf th_ah th_ao th_u
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2011, 08:51:42 AM »

yeah right on Granny Mae size doesn't matter  th_ah
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2011, 03:53:15 PM »

Of course size matters!  Wait till you see me abusing tiny Tigger and Pooh!
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2011, 04:33:04 PM »

I'd rather not I just had my lunch
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