In high school, a girl named Becca farted. A big group of us laughed and said, "Becca Borped." Somehow that slowly morphed into "Bork" and all of us started calling each other "bork-bork," or "bork" or "borky" (My real name ends in a Y so that's how I got Borky).
It was about that time, 1993 or '94, that I signed up for a hotmail account. I picked Borkya because my last name starts with an A. Since then on every forum and message board I use Borkya. So if you see a borkya out there, it just might be me. (And by the way, in my head I pronounce it as two words, Borky-A, but most of my friends think it is Borkah. I'm cool with either!)
So yeah, I guess some of my nerdy high school past comes to light.