Poll

Who would you most like to pin down and fart in their face?

Da Shan
2 (12.5%)
Dave Sperling
2 (12.5%)
My "superior" at work
1 (6.3%)
One of my students
1 (6.3%)
Neighbour
0 (0%)
Family member
2 (12.5%)
Colleague
1 (6.3%)
Other (specify)
7 (43.8%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Free-floating spite

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Free-floating spite
« on: April 16, 2007, 06:40:34 PM »
I've been crabby lately.  Have you?  I thought so- here's your chance to vent a little spleen.

You have just won the most abstract contest ever: the opportunity to break wind into the open mouth of anybody on Earth. ;D

Now, to make it challenging, no votes for political figures!
And there is no liar like the indignant man... -Nietszche

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Raoul F. Duke

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 06:43:49 PM »
Ex-wives win this easily... >:(
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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 10:08:39 PM »

some of my colleagues..... public beatings should be allowed back in the work place for those unfit to operate a human body
alors régressons fatalement, eternellement. Des débutants, avec la peur comme exutoire à l'ignorance et Alzheimer en prof d'histoire de nos enfances!
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George

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 04:16:31 PM »
Agree with Raoul...ex-wives, hands down!!! asasasasas asasasasas
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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 08:10:51 PM »
Ummm none. But I'd spank red&blue quite a few.  cbcbcbcbcb

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 08:39:33 PM »
There's a couple of local politicians......... asasasasas llllllllll aaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 03:17:04 AM »
Our favourite non-Lawyer  aoaoaoaoao
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Raoul F. Duke

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2007, 04:20:58 AM »
Yeah...thought about adding him to the list. And Roger.
"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Stil

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2007, 04:41:06 AM »
Ex-FAO.

I doubt that any explanations are necessary.

Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2007, 06:28:40 PM »
Ummm none. But I'd spank red&blue quite a few.  cbcbcbcbcb

Great minds Cheeks....  bjbjbjbjbj yyyyyyyyyy
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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2007, 11:31:56 PM »
I would have to go with every single member of the Danish People's Party...I find them most infuriating asasasasas asasasasas
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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 11:57:50 PM »
I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.
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Stil

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2007, 01:45:45 AM »
I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.

What did I ever do to you, Eagle?

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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2007, 04:09:36 AM »
I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.

What did I ever do to you, Eagle?

Ah, it isn't you Stil ... LOL ... just someone here in my fair city who shouldn't be in China (or any other country on the planet)? 
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Re: Free-floating spite
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2007, 05:41:40 AM »
Careful, eagle, Stil is a sensitive one  eeeeeeeeee