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« on: January 07, 2011, 10:22:53 AM »
Since some of you want to keep adding things like vegemite th_a to the Bagel Locations thread, I'm creating a more general thread for foods you want (or want to show off).

So put your other food porn here and keep it out of the Bagel thread! th_as
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 02:36:54 PM »
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So put your other food porn here and keep it out of the Bagel thread!  th_as

Thank you! At last I feel free. For all my life I have had to pretend that I am the same as so-called 'normal' people while knowing that I was 'different.'

When I was a child my parents forced me to eat bagels and be like any other boy on the block.

As I entered puberty, and started to develop, I started to feel more attracted to doughnuts and soon found my classmates labelling me as a 'baggot.'

I went through a period of confusion. Bagel lovers tormented me about my unnatural desires - I would often sprinkle my bagel with icing sugar and once I had an uncontrollable urge to spread Marmite over both sides of the grossest bagel you have ever seen - and soon found myself excluded from their activities.

So, I am so greatful that you have allowed me to come out of the pantry. Now I can feel like the real me. I can lustenjoy the company of other doughnut lovers in the knowledge that the bagel people can no longer put me down.  
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 12:05:26 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 12:17:36 AM »
That's it xwarrior, admitting you have a problem is half the battle. A little electroshock treatment and you'll be fine.

Over in the smart people thread, Larry Paladine has now brought up waffles.

What I crave is real sweet peaches and cream corn with tasty salty butter
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2011, 01:02:13 AM »
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Over in the smart people thread, Larry Paladine has now brought up waffles.

You mean he really  th_a  ... that's disgusting!! I am really glad I wasn't there to see that.

Still, the bagel people deserve that for rejecting our suggestions on how to get a life widen their culinary experiences .

On second thoughts, maybe Larry did the right thing. Maybe we should all tank up on waffles and go over there and  th_a

REMEMBER THE SLOGAN: the best part of a bagel is the hole
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 04:35:38 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 11:00:10 AM »
A Super Burrito please, Al Pastor, en todo. Sin queso, por favor. From a proper taco truck.
And a large horchata would be nice too.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2011, 12:16:30 PM »
Right now I would dearly love to possess some extra mature Cheddar cheese. Hmm it's making me too hungry just thinking about it.
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 12:52:53 AM »
I have a block of 5yr old cheddar cheese in my fridge that I brought over from Canada.   th_ag th_ag th_ae
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 03:16:37 AM »
Quote from: dragonsaver on January 09, 2011, 12:52:53 AM
I have a block of 5yr old cheddar cheese in my fridge that I brought over from Canada.

ah, you mean you have a "block of deliciously aged cheddar."  th_ah
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 09:59:32 AM »
Shades of Wallace and Grommitt here,you guys  th_bf
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 09:18:14 AM »
So now we know what sort of sick things XWarrior has been doing in the food cupboard.  th_ao

Personally, when I'm not missing bagels, I could really go for a nice thick Delmonico steak, cooked rare so that it bleeds when sliced.  Some garlic butter to top it off, along with a huge pile of fries.  Gotta remember to go to Bern's Steak House the next time I'm in Tampa.
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 04:17:49 AM »
I don't miss bagels...I think bagels are stupid...I mean, a perfectly good bun has a bleeding hole in it, can't make a proper sandwich out of it...just a bafflingly stupid invention...

I miss pickled herring on Danish rye bread, all the 8 different kinds we normally have, smoked eel with onions and scrambled egg, hummus...oh Lord, hummus, tzaziki, an iskender kebab and fresh pita bread....slobberslobberdrool...
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 04:24:46 AM »
In the wild, bagels don't have holes.  The hole comes from when the bagel hunter shoots them.

Most bagel hunters use low-caliber bullets, so the holes are usually small.  Just don't smear the bottom half with anything too gooey and you can make most sandwiches using bagels just fine.  I'm about to have ham & cheese on a bagel for lunch. th_ab


I encountered something reasonably close to pita bread at one of those lamb-kebob stands in Yunan.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 04:39:27 AM »
Quote from: ericthered on January 21, 2011, 04:17:49 AM
hummus...oh Lord, hummus, tzaziki, an iskender kebab and fresh pita bread....slobberslobberdrool...

Take the Lin'an bus into the big city. When you get off near the football stadium, walk around the stadium's north side (counterclockwise), on the other side you'll see the golf driving range. Walk past that heading straight west and out of the whole sports complex. The major crossroad there is Yugu Lu. Cross Yugu Lu and you'll be on the western extension of Xixi Lu. Walk about 50 meters and you'll see M-2 Tiba Cafe on your left. It's kind of new and it's Syrian owned. They've got all of the above and more: shawarma, fatoosh, baba ganoush, felafel, dangdang. Oh, and hookahs, too, if that's your style.  th_z
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