Food fantasies and fetishes - what are you craving?

Since some of you want to keep adding things like vegemite to the Bagel Locations thread, I'm creating a more general thread for foods you want (or want to show off).

So put your other food porn here and keep it out of the Bagel thread!

So put your other food porn here and keep it out of the Bagel thread! 

Thank you! At last I feel free. For all my life I have had to pretend that I am the same as so-called 'normal' people while knowing that I was 'different.'

When I was a child my parents forced me to eat bagels and be like any other boy on the block.

As I entered puberty, and started to develop, I started to feel more attracted to doughnuts and soon found my classmates labelling me as a 'baggot.'

I went through a period of confusion. Bagel lovers tormented me about my unnatural desires - I would often sprinkle my bagel with icing sugar and once I had an uncontrollable urge to spread Marmite over both sides of the grossest bagel you have ever seen - and soon found myself excluded from their activities.

So, I am so greatful that you have allowed me to come out of the pantry. Now I can feel like the real me. I can lustenjoy the company of other doughnut lovers in the knowledge that the bagel people can no longer put me down.  

 

That's it xwarrior, admitting you have a problem is half the battle. A little electroshock treatment and you'll be fine.

Over in the smart people thread, Larry Paladine has now brought up waffles.

What I crave is real sweet peaches and cream corn with tasty salty butter

Over in the smart people thread, Larry Paladine has now brought up waffles.

You mean he really    ... that's disgusting!! I am really glad I wasn't there to see that.

Still, the bagel people deserve that for rejecting our suggestions on how to get a life widen their culinary experiences .

On second thoughts, maybe Larry did the right thing. Maybe we should all tank up on waffles and go over there and  

REMEMBER THE SLOGAN: the best part of a bagel is the hole

    

A Super Burrito please, Al Pastor, en todo. Sin queso, por favor. From a proper taco truck.
And a large horchata would be nice too.

Right now I would dearly love to possess some extra mature Cheddar cheese. Hmm it's making me too hungry just thinking about it.

I have a block of 5yr old cheddar cheese in my fridge that I brought over from Canada.   

I have a block of 5yr old cheddar cheese in my fridge that I brought over from Canada.

ah, you mean you have a "block of deliciously aged cheddar." 

Shades of Wallace and Grommitt here,you guys 

So now we know what sort of sick things XWarrior has been doing in the food cupboard. 

Personally, when I'm not missing bagels, I could really go for a nice thick Delmonico steak, cooked rare so that it bleeds when sliced.  Some garlic butter to top it off, along with a huge pile of fries.  Gotta remember to go to Bern's Steak House the next time I'm in Tampa.

I don't miss bagels...I think bagels are stupid...I mean, a perfectly good bun has a bleeding hole in it, can't make a proper sandwich out of it...just a bafflingly stupid invention...

I miss pickled herring on Danish rye bread, all the 8 different kinds we normally have, smoked eel with onions and scrambled egg, hummus...oh Lord, hummus, tzaziki, an iskender kebab and fresh pita bread....slobberslobberdrool...

In the wild, bagels don't have holes.  The hole comes from when the bagel hunter shoots them.

Most bagel hunters use low-caliber bullets, so the holes are usually small.  Just don't smear the bottom half with anything too gooey and you can make most sandwiches using bagels just fine.  I'm about to have ham & cheese on a bagel for lunch.


I encountered something reasonably close to pita bread at one of those lamb-kebob stands in Yunan.

hummus...oh Lord, hummus, tzaziki, an iskender kebab and fresh pita bread....slobberslobberdrool...

Take the Lin'an bus into the big city. When you get off near the football stadium, walk around the stadium's north side (counterclockwise), on the other side you'll see the golf driving range. Walk past that heading straight west and out of the whole sports complex. The major crossroad there is Yugu Lu. Cross Yugu Lu and you'll be on the western extension of Xixi Lu. Walk about 50 meters and you'll see M-2 Tiba Cafe on your left. It's kind of new and it's Syrian owned. They've got all of the above and more: shawarma, fatoosh, baba ganoush, felafel, dangdang. Oh, and hookahs, too, if that's your style.