Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

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Can someone translate this for me please ? ? ?

I like the honey dripper   

Latest IT Crowd episode had one of the actors sporting a t-shirt with OMFG on it.

I saw a Chinese guy wearing a shirt that said "100% BLACK MAN." Another good one I saw in Shenzhen was "Sodomy 2001." I told my friend about it and he was like, "All right! Another whole year!" (We saw that back in 2000). I used to have a side business sending Engrish t-shirts to my friend's store in Baltimore, where she'd sell them and I'd get half the money. I saw lots of weird ones then, like the one with a Mickey Mouse on it that said "I f*uck crazyroom." 

Actually, I have a whole photoset of weird shirts and bad English on Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58285552@N00/sets/184093/

Saw one today "I only love handsome!" on a 40-something male.

I saw a pair yesterday: hers read, "I wear what I want"

his read, "I wear what I want"

Very original

More like, "I wear what she wants"

best smile I have seen for a while - graphic highlights 2 notable features

Maybe it's my imagination  ...... think I will have to have another look at the photo

- Panicky aggressive blue slapshot

- Engineered queens. Available now without priorities. Quality first, then price.

- Maybe we should have lunch

Latest IT Crowd episode had one of the actors sporting a t-shirt with OMFG on it.

Probably this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/810c/

My favorites there are the RTFM mug
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/299a/
and
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/388b/

Many of us probably need one of these:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/910f/

New US passports do RFID, radio frequency ID, so anyone with
the hardware can talk to your passport at 10 meters or so.
US gov't is pressuring other nations to follow suit. This
wallet prevents anyone reading the passport, except when
you take it out.

New US passports do RFID, radio frequency ID, so anyone with
the hardware can talk to your passport at 10 meters or so.
US gov't is pressuring other nations to follow suit. This
wallet prevents anyone reading the passport, except when
you take it out.

Do they also carry aluminum foil hats to keep the government from activating those chips they put into my head?

  Don't wanna see her scowl!!!

Yeah, that's one nasty "Happy Smile"

Makes me wonder what a "let's get it on" look from her would be like.