As my dear departed (God rest his soul)brother used to say, 'Wouldn't even go near that with your dick!'
I was an employee of that ahem institute of learning

for 18 months. Granteed I was in another province, branch of the college. But I will safely say that employment practices and the quality of students would likely be the same.
And the boss is the gu who wrote to tell me my dog had run away on the morning of my brother's death, he knew I'd be back in China and just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be back for the dog.
This is the employer who outright shafted me when I needed to return home to be with my aformentioned dying brother who as they well knew was my only living family on this whole faarkin planet! I even gave a month's notice to complete end of term exams for them, albeit three weeks early. This all happened about a month after receiving the award for being that year's 'Teacher of the Year',

Wankers, arseholes, heartless ruthless pricks. But I won't go on.
p.m. me if you want to know what I REALLY think

I may even extend myself to adding something rational. My heart is racing just seeing their name in type. And you have spoiled my dinner.
Rx